Kevin of Nine, Tertiary ADHDjunct of Unimatrix 01
@votesforoysters.bsky.social
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“A chipmunk with a 12 shot espresso trying to operate a human suit.” In Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸. Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social) Organiser of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social) 🏳️‍🌈👬🖖🏻🧗‍♂️
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Introduce yourself as a TV character.

Perpetually confused by normal human emotions late in life because of something in their brain they didn’t choose to have.
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Yeah I noticed the fine chopped veg; I think I’d do the same. Not a fan of the massive chunks in a sandwich
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Oh I am saving that recipe thank you! Never tried making it myself but I love it
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Ah I guess that makes sense. I can’t; I just don’t know what I’m looking at. I just see people running around and don’t know what I’m looking at. Tbf I used to like watching F1. It’s kind of soothing
votesforoysters.bsky.social
I’ve honestly just never understood watching sport. Doing them, yeah, but watching? I like reading too but I don’t want to watch other people read
votesforoysters.bsky.social
😂 Given how easily I get songs stuck in my head I think I’ll give it a miss for safety reasons
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Ahahaha I just accidentally came across the screenshot I took of it 💀
Screenshot of the iPhone album that identifies photos of me. In the middle of actual pics of me is a screenshot of a new article with a picture of thom yorke in it
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Look at this! 🤩
sodisappointed.bsky.social
Terry doesn’t have an upper lip. So, when @crgn.bsky.social requested Salvador Dali for #PlasticeneHalloween, we knew we couldn’t just slap a moustache on Terry and call it a costume.

Instead, we created:

The Persistence of Terry
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Hahaha nothing personal it just surprises me a bit when any gay is into sport 😂