Kevin of Nine, Tertiary ADHDjunct of Unimatrix 01
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“A chipmunk with a 12 shot espresso trying to operate a human suit.” In Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸. Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social) Organiser of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social) 🏳️‍🌈👬🖖🏻🧗‍♂️
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Introduce yourself as a TV character.

Perpetually confused by normal human emotions late in life because of something in their brain they didn’t choose to have.
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Omg you didn’t know about them?! I thought you’d posted about them when Amazon were going to do an adaptation (world’s worst memory obviously). They are awesome. Really unique
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Ahhh. Spoiler alert for an extremely famous 21 year old movie based on a true story then but….

It’s about John Nash who realised that some of his friends were actually hallucinations (he had schizophrenia)
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I mean if it turned out that you (me?) were Beautiful Mind-ing me I’d be pissed 😂
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Well according to the replies not many Americans pronounce it that way either. MW having a prescriptivist/descriptivist moment
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I did greatly enjoy that her citation was for doing precisely the opposite of everything Trump is doing
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Jesus Christ I’ve seen a lot of very stupid opinions but that takes the cake
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I hate when that happens. These announcements you get excited for and then they just vanish. I’m still pissed that Amazon changed their mind about making a series on Iain M. Banks Culture books
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Post you from a different era

13 years ago when my beard was still fairly ginger* and just before I discovered I needed glasses.

*I had the standard Scottish brown hair/ginger beard combo. Now it’s more like a bowling ball wearing a sporran
Me, without glasses, with a gingery beard, wearing a white shirt and a linen jacket. I’m wearing a lanyard that says “honored guest” in English and Mandarin. The photo is taken from quite low down looking up
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Anyone here from Paris? I have an art show opening on Sunday evening in the heart of La Marais.
votesforoysters.bsky.social
Oh I’d have said kind of the opposite; a pillow is specially for your head when sleeping (and tends to be rectangular for that reason), whereas cushions are more general purpose — for behind your back on a sofa, chair etc, sitting on on the floor, extra support sitting up in bed etc etc
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Same; I couldn’t believe the jock one wasn’t until I zoomed in either and I’d even seen the reference photo beforehand. AJ is so talented 🤯
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Exactly. Even if I had that money there are better things to spend it on
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Totally agree. I just went to a friends wedding: <15 people in a registry office with the shortest legal ceremony, a drink in a pub, then late brunch. Then four of us went back to their place to chat and ended up ordering a kebab for dinner. Was fantastic
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Omg I don’t think I could cope with hearing a pop during a PA piercing 😂