Feral T. Robot, Oil Swamp Utility Bot #7629
@feralrobots.bsky.social
Cis straight borderline-elderly middle-class white man.
Follow implies ABSOLUTELY NO expectation you'll follow back. I block follow-farmers.
https://mastodon.social/@FeralRobots
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The truth is, these are not very bright guys, & things got out of hand.
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The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
DOGE no longer has ‘centralized leadership’ under White House tech team, personnel head says
The team that was altered to house DOGE — formerly the U.S. Digital Service — is also still doing its own technology work across agencies.
www.nextgov.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
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Yet again, I am going to ask everyone to look at the 'farmers' hands driving the tractors / being interviewed in this protest.
If they have soft hands they are not farmers, they are tax dodging managers. Farmers have giant sausage fingers covered in cuts.
Source: Grew-up on a farm.
If they have soft hands they are not farmers, they are tax dodging managers. Farmers have giant sausage fingers covered in cuts.
Source: Grew-up on a farm.
damn, well I'm sure the MET will come down on them with the same enthusiasm they have for arresting climate protestors
It's looking as if the farmers protest in Whitehall today have ignored the police request not to bring their tractors.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Yet again, I am going to ask everyone to look at the 'farmers' hands driving the tractors / being interviewed in this protest.
If they have soft hands they are not farmers, they are tax dodging managers. Farmers have giant sausage fingers covered in cuts.
Source: Grew-up on a farm.
If they have soft hands they are not farmers, they are tax dodging managers. Farmers have giant sausage fingers covered in cuts.
Source: Grew-up on a farm.
I'm super open to this framing. It's WAY more fundamental than any of the several bubbles I've lived through, especially if Sacks isn't lying & >50% of GDP growth is from the "AI" sector.
Don't call it a "bubble."
OpenAI, Microsoft, & Alphabet are just fine with that term because they get to tell you that all the dot-com bubble or the railroad bubble or the whatever bubble was, was a shaking out the greats after an intense period of mania. This isn't a bubble. This is a time bomb.
OpenAI, Microsoft, & Alphabet are just fine with that term because they get to tell you that all the dot-com bubble or the railroad bubble or the whatever bubble was, was a shaking out the greats after an intense period of mania. This isn't a bubble. This is a time bomb.
Opinion from Alphaville: OpenAI is a money pit with a website on top. That much we know already, but since OpenAI is a private company, there’s a lot of guesswork required when estimating the depth of the pit. on.ft.com/44xy39L
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm super open to this framing. It's WAY more fundamental than any of the several bubbles I've lived through, especially if Sacks isn't lying & >50% of GDP growth is from the "AI" sector.
DAVID SACKS, PROBABLY: According to a rigorous survey of guys in my...um...shaving mirror, cocaine is responsible for over half my productivity. We can't afford to go back.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
DAVID SACKS, PROBABLY: According to a rigorous survey of guys in my...um...shaving mirror, cocaine is responsible for over half my productivity. We can't afford to go back.
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Hey buddies this is a bad pic of a movie poster from a video I’m watching
What movie is it it’s the only one i can’t recognize lmao
What movie is it it’s the only one i can’t recognize lmao
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey buddies this is a bad pic of a movie poster from a video I’m watching
What movie is it it’s the only one i can’t recognize lmao
What movie is it it’s the only one i can’t recognize lmao
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Look, everybody, it's gonna be a long-ass winter and we fired all the agriculture workers and all the other countries are pissed at us, cabbage is gonna be basically the only green vegetable we see this winter that you can afford, so just get used to it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Look, everybody, it's gonna be a long-ass winter and we fired all the agriculture workers and all the other countries are pissed at us, cabbage is gonna be basically the only green vegetable we see this winter that you can afford, so just get used to it.
I'm gonna go looking for cioppino recipes & find AI shit telling me to add cornstarch and bits of tire rubber; also it will recommend leaving the fish out to ripen in the sun for at least 6 hours.
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm gonna go looking for cioppino recipes & find AI shit telling me to add cornstarch and bits of tire rubber; also it will recommend leaving the fish out to ripen in the sun for at least 6 hours.
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Exciting and original sci-fi horror by @qntm.org
Antimemes cannot be remembered; they are ‘self-keeping secrets’. So how can Marie Quinn, the Head of the Antimemetics Division, protect humanity from this threat?
Sometimes confusing but always propulsive and interesting. I enjoyed this.
#books
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Antimemes cannot be remembered; they are ‘self-keeping secrets’. So how can Marie Quinn, the Head of the Antimemetics Division, protect humanity from this threat?
Sometimes confusing but always propulsive and interesting. I enjoyed this.
#books
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November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It'd be super non-canonical but it would absolutely have style.
John Boorman's Lord of the Rings easy.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It'd be super non-canonical but it would absolutely have style.
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Release the butthole cut of Cats.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Release the butthole cut of Cats.
One of my favorite 'everyone is a muppet except x' ideas.
The movie 'Training Day' but all the cast would be muppets besides Denzel. Kermit is Ethan Hawke, obviously.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One of my favorite 'everyone is a muppet except x' ideas.
Oh.
Yeah, no, that could totally work. I could see that.
Yeah, no, that could totally work. I could see that.
Joe Cornish's "Snow Crash"
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh.
Yeah, no, that could totally work. I could see that.
Yeah, no, that could totally work. I could see that.
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Knives Out: A Star Wars Story
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Knives Out: A Star Wars Story
This is absolutely beautiful & I wish Henson had made it before he died.
Jim Henson’s proposed idea for The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is absolutely beautiful & I wish Henson had made it before he died.
I want a Hannibal biopic where the framing device is Hannibal (Naveen Andrews) flashing back as he gets ready to do battle with Scipio Africanus (Matt Damon) at Zama. We end before the battle.
ICE will be pared down to one masked goon whose job it is to get Vin Diesel to set on time every day for the Hannibal Crossing the Alps movie.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I want a Hannibal biopic where the framing device is Hannibal (Naveen Andrews) flashing back as he gets ready to do battle with Scipio Africanus (Matt Damon) at Zama. We end before the battle.
Cold open on the first one would be a Predator just waxing Wyatt Earp in half a second. (It's an alternate timeline.)
A series of Predator movie dropping a predator into various points in time. Prey wasn't enough I want more.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cold open on the first one would be a Predator just waxing Wyatt Earp in half a second. (It's an alternate timeline.)
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Not a movie, an epic miniseries about the life of Robert Smalls. I mean, the dude had basically 4 careers, each of the historically significant.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not a movie, an epic miniseries about the life of Robert Smalls. I mean, the dude had basically 4 careers, each of the historically significant.
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I have said for years I would like a BAD NEWS BEARS remake with Natasha Lyonne in the Walter Matthau role
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have said for years I would like a BAD NEWS BEARS remake with Natasha Lyonne in the Walter Matthau role
Just the other day I was thinking of something similar except that it's everyone from the Blancverse becoming canonically part of the Marvel (Or DC! Peacemaker crossover!) Universe. Blanc makes everyone look ridiculous & then has to regretfully break it to Melina Vostokoff that he's gay.
I’d make Rian Johnson direct a James Bond movie and Daniel Craig has to be in it again except he has to use his Benoit Blanc accent
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just the other day I was thinking of something similar except that it's everyone from the Blancverse becoming canonically part of the Marvel (Or DC! Peacemaker crossover!) Universe. Blanc makes everyone look ridiculous & then has to regretfully break it to Melina Vostokoff that he's gay.
DEEP cut.👍
Citizen Kane 2: Revenge Of The Girl In White
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
DEEP cut.👍
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A movie about the 2016 Trump campaign, as depicted in @onlxn.bsky.social’s tweets at the time
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A movie about the 2016 Trump campaign, as depicted in @onlxn.bsky.social’s tweets at the time
Oh that could be good.
guillermo del toro's perdido street station
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh that could be good.
My Heart is a Chainsaw. Find some young & brilliant & unknown talent for Jade & Letha, but I've been headcasting Willem Dafoe as Mr Holmes, the history teacher. Make the cinematography echo 80s slasher films.
(At this point Millie Bobby Brown's old enough to cameo as Jade's mom.)
(At this point Millie Bobby Brown's old enough to cameo as Jade's mom.)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My Heart is a Chainsaw. Find some young & brilliant & unknown talent for Jade & Letha, but I've been headcasting Willem Dafoe as Mr Holmes, the history teacher. Make the cinematography echo 80s slasher films.
(At this point Millie Bobby Brown's old enough to cameo as Jade's mom.)
(At this point Millie Bobby Brown's old enough to cameo as Jade's mom.)
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If I were president there would be a new Hunt For Red October every October and that one guy would get to see Montana. By the nineth movie they'd be taking the sub out to deliver a heart transplant to the Pope
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If I were president there would be a new Hunt For Red October every October and that one guy would get to see Montana. By the nineth movie they'd be taking the sub out to deliver a heart transplant to the Pope
Also if I see someone wearing a t-shirt that says "Carthago delenda est" & that person is not a classical scholar I am immediately gonna pencil that person in as a massive racist.
The thing I will always think about is Zuckerberg has three daughters. How do men, especially famous men who've had their bigotry & skeevey behavior so publicized, explain themselves to their daughters? And of course the answer is to normalize it to them.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Also if I see someone wearing a t-shirt that says "Carthago delenda est" & that person is not a classical scholar I am immediately gonna pencil that person in as a massive racist.