Mike Sager, Turkey Enthusiast
@mikesager.net
Head of Security @ New Harbor
Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.
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Half awake, in a fake empire.
I have friends everywhere.
Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.
msager.25 on Signal
Half awake, in a fake empire.
I have friends everywhere.
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I don't think Santa likes being called that.
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I don't think Santa likes being called that.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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I hope this helps you feel less bad about your kink because I promise it could be worse; you could be attracted to this collection of bacteria in a skin suit.
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I hope this helps you feel less bad about your kink because I promise it could be worse; you could be attracted to this collection of bacteria in a skin suit.
It was so nice of them to get this great photo of me next to Councilmember @sarahbagley.bsky.social
Its official November 25,2025, has been declared as Del Ray Turkey Trot Day in the city of Alexandria.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It was so nice of them to get this great photo of me next to Councilmember @sarahbagley.bsky.social
This has to be oppo. Would love to see the paid for.
my “does not love hitler” flyer has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my flyer
h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This has to be oppo. Would love to see the paid for.
Release the butthole cut of Cats.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Release the butthole cut of Cats.
I have this saved in my meme folder for some reason.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have this saved in my meme folder for some reason.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ANOTHER CITY HAS DISCOVERED WHAT THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS BEEN DOING TO THE DC FOOD SCENE FOR YEARS. THEY LIVE FOR THIS SHIT. THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
In the manner of a what now?
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ANOTHER CITY HAS DISCOVERED WHAT THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS BEEN DOING TO THE DC FOOD SCENE FOR YEARS. THEY LIVE FOR THIS SHIT. THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
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Dennis Miller references are about as fresh as Wayland Flowers's jokes for Madame by the fifth Hollywood Squares taping of the day. He's about as relevant as Vaughn Meader was on November 23, 1963.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dennis Miller references are about as fresh as Wayland Flowers's jokes for Madame by the fifth Hollywood Squares taping of the day. He's about as relevant as Vaughn Meader was on November 23, 1963.
Well if your veneer is gonna pop off, it's a good thing if it's a completely clean pop.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Well if your veneer is gonna pop off, it's a good thing if it's a completely clean pop.
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
My freshman year of college was the last of the Loko years and they sent us all an email saying effectively “Do NOT drink this, it is TOO crazy, it will make your parties TOO wild.” which had about exact the effect you would expect.
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
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Someone a few minutes ago just liked this Andor post by me from May, so I'm reposting it:
It truly does keep spreading, doesn't it?
Major Partagaz Enjoys Cerveza Cristal
YouTube video by FishEnds
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Someone a few minutes ago just liked this Andor post by me from May, so I'm reposting it:
There’s some excellence in this thread already.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
There’s some excellence in this thread already.
This is up there with “saying I should eat something besides cinnamon toast crunch is ableist”
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is up there with “saying I should eat something besides cinnamon toast crunch is ableist”
That uhhh has not been my experience for the most part.
A thing that I feel has not been discussed enough is that the highly paid IT and infosec guys at any company you care to name all seem to be absolutely insane right-wing freaks with the impulse control of a drunk toddler
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
That uhhh has not been my experience for the most part.
David Sacks is a wise man of Chelm.
Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
David Sacks is a wise man of Chelm.
Rise of Skywalker had one single redeeming feature, and that was Babu Frik.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rise of Skywalker had one single redeeming feature, and that was Babu Frik.
Did your dad write this?
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Did your dad write this?
I have questions.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I have questions.
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
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It's your average encryption inscription dereliction conniption.
Oops. Cryptographers cancel election results after losing decryption key.
Voting system required three keys. One of them has been “irretrievably lost.”…
arstechnica.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's your average encryption inscription dereliction conniption.