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Mike Sager
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Head of Security @ New Harbor

Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.

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Half awake, in a fake empire.

I have friends everywhere.

He/Him
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer is fine. There are a lot of better songs but it’s fine. I usually don’t skip it.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Uhhh...there are some things I don't want just seared, but rather would strongly prefer fully cooked.
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Dirty dishes looking like Yoda.
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Presented with limited comment. Limited comment: “what the fuck?”
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I made a prime rib at home.
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Commanders are not playing very well.
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
LOL no Gemini, I'm not asking about the rapper.
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I need to make the site just this picture.
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Now with photo.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I care a bit less about what they call the MCI Center now however.
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Still have my badge. It’s still the Kennedy Center.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fun with the label maker in the kitchen.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Beths are an excellent live band.
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I have this inflatable unicorn on my lawn. Should I turn it off before the snow?
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Well then.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Is anyone surprised?
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
bsky.app/profile/mike...

This shit again.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM