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Head of Security @ New Harbor Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List. msager.25 on Signal Half awake, in a fake empire. I have friends everywhere.
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jessehawken.bsky.social
Congratulations, you played yourself
Charlie Kirk memorial at the Yankees jumbotron Trump shaking hands with the Yankee players in their locker room
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zachsdorfman.bsky.social
Holding aside everything—everything—else, the President conducting very sensitive conversations with his Attorney General on an unencrypted social media platform would have been a major scandal any time before 2016. Is he DMing the CIA Director on there? The Secretary of Defense? We don’t know.
bradheath.bsky.social
WSJ: President Trump believed his Truth Social post demanding prosecutions of James Comey and other political foes was a private message to his attorney general, and "and was surprised to learn it was public."

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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socialistboat.dad
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
you can’t even occupy an american city without getting laughed at anymore, because of croak
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billyr.bsky.social
"ANTIFA?" he laughed. "You think I'm ANTIFA?" He blew smoke into the cops' faces as he stubbed out his cigarette on the bare table. "My organization is a thousand times more dangerous. Our name? ABUTTFOR"
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chibdm.bsky.social
Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
Weinermobile
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
mikesager.net
Lol I don’t think this is a real research poll. (Also that’s literally not what he said)
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ceej.online
ceej @ceej.online · Jun 6
two-factor authentication option where your one-time password is dead dropped in a hollow log
mikesager.net
I am 100% Pritzker-pilled. This is the person we need.
govpritzker.illinois.gov
If you come for my people, you come through me.
mikesager.net
It's 2041. I arrive at the abandoned Whole Foods with my trusty doggo by my side. I look around for Raiders, and make my way in to find the pharmacy machine to get the meds, only to find others made it there first. On the radio? The Ink Spots.
mikesager.net
May need to stand outside the Comey trial courthouse with a sign that says "This is unacceptable but like, maybe you shouldn't have sent that stupid letter."
mikesager.net
Hmm. I think that's AI. The fire looks off, and as far as I know Grace Hopper only played lead on Sweet Child O' Mine.
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vermontgmg.bsky.social
I love how Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House and #2 in line for the presidency, is always like, “What? News?! I never read or hear anything that happens in the world, anywhere. I’m totally offline. What even is ‘social media’? They play news all day on TV!? Wow! That’s a surprise!”
atrupar.com
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
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eleanor.lockhart.contact
the extent to which leftists are comfortable becoming outright anti-Jewish and saying things they would never say about any other marginalized group, usually while trivializing the Holocaust, is horrifying
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activemeasures.bsky.social
Damn, if only there was a language for which "add oil to the fire" was actually idiomatic.

Oh well, guess we'll never know how that phrase ended up in an English email in possession of the Russian special services, who would never fabricate things because they're Good Boys.
mikesager.net
When you're a teenage musician your favorite member of Led Zeppelin is Jimmy Page, and when you're a middle aged musician your favorite member of Led Zeppelin is John Paul Jones.
mikesager.net
Washingtonian laid off my mom from a job she loved 15 years ago and I never totally forgave them, even if I do still read them.
mikesager.net
I cancelled my Post subscription earlier this year (which was a very big deal for me). I actually have been getting a lot of decent hyperlocal news from the Washington Business Journal; I'm hearing about development, growth, restaurants, etc. It's not a full replacement, but it helps.
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davejorgenson.bsky.social
The Post laid off seemingly the remaining of their liberal-leaning staff members on Opinion last Thursday, when some of them were observing Yom Kippur.

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sanho.bsky.social
Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.
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emptywheel.bsky.social
Make sure you read the report about how Stephen Miller deported Waco's favorite Mexican restaurant owner.

www.texastribune.org/2025/10/07/t...
A picture of Sergio Garcia and George W and Laura Bush. It is signed, To Sergio Garcia with best wishes.