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Trying to make the Internet a nice place for humans. Chicago. I post mostly art, art process, some trash. Reskeets mean you fucking crushed it.
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I left a bunch of granola bars and a few IPAs off the food list. And Reisling is an energy drink.
Dipshit pours barefoot wine into plastic bike bottle
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So I did the Chicago Perimeter Ride. Milage ~100.

Depart 800am. Home 415am.

Side quests include a rock wall, a lap on a pump track and a dozen monuments.

Spotted: owl, deers, skunk

Food: burgers (2), ice cream (2), banana pudding, fish dinner, coffee, water (8L), salt drink (2), tamale
Banana pudding, spork Bike path over a lake, Midwest big cloud sky, loaded touring bikes zipping along Headlamp cycling, off route over grass, cyclist wearing a bunch of lights, Major Taylor first world champion and possibly GOAT sprint cyclist, mural on brick
jonathan.eylerwerve.com
But that assuming ~1500 watts which no one can do for ten minutes. So, it's more like 30 minutes of acceleration.

Ok fine so 300 watts is a pretty good benchmark for everyone except Tadej.
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Mass is mass so I guess the ascension takes quite a while. Guess that sprinter can go 0 to 50kph/s in ten seconds, so you'd do that... uh 66 times assuming drag is constant. Ten minutes ish.
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There's no aeropacing but there is guy on a motorbike swapping out chainrings
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300w is pretty conservative.

Tadej Pogacar, current all-element cycling GOAT, can hold 450w for 30 minutes. Sprinters hit 1500w for a minute or two pretty regularly.
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And no, I can't play any of the good games, why?
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I know this a real thing that matters but MSFT support drama always read like "omg y'all you won't believe what the kindneypunching as a service company did to my kidneys"
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palaeosinensis.com
The monstrous forms of two characters from a continuity that will never see the light of day. I’m still playing with Verūk’s demon design a smidge (right) but the real breakthrough was an angel’s form I didn’t hate. #art #sketch #sketchbook
An open flat sketchbook; each page contains one character rendered in layers of colored drawing pencil. The character on the left is a long thin dragon with features of a biblical angel such as a body covered in eyes. The character on the left has a quadrupedal stance, a wedge shaped saurian face, long hair, and features such as scales and neural spines.
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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In the grand tradition of Good Bad Ideas I have decided to attempt the 100 mile Chicago perimeter ride. It's tomorrow morning.

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Wait no that's sixth house

Ruined the joke, disgraceful
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Fifth House coffee is definitely an aeropress
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Ninth House coffee would be so bad. Can coffee be served dry
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Yeah this is a hobby project that lets some dude be a rocket investor.
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I'm not expert in this space but $20m is barely sufficient to launch *software* at scale. You know, on earth.

Not all investments are supposed to succeed.
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To be coordinating you have clasp both hands, lean towards each other and speak the word 'indictment' simultaneously. Journalism norms are important, ok?
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inkybat.bsky.social
More work on some personal comics. I think that’s all the inking I got in me today.
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