Lesbian Sheldon Cooper
@campyalien.bsky.social
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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 32 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society
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majentajesta.bsky.social
again. fascinating costume choices being made for vulcans. why is tmp kolinahr master wearing cuffs like that...
a scan from 'STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE MAKE-YOUR-OWN COSTUME BOOK' showing accessories used in the film. A deltan necklace, a vulcan master's necklace, a vulcan master's bracelets, and a deltan bracelet
campyalien.bsky.social
"ring of fire" is the nickname that Kirk gave Spock's bootyhole after pon farr turned it hot with fever
campyalien.bsky.social
ALL THREE BAYBEE!! I LOVE THAT SLUTTY LITTLE METRON
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spongynova.bsky.social
ALIEN IDICTOBER ✨🖖 10 / Metron

I simply couldn't resist after seeing the awesome Lore drawings from @mostly-natm.bsky.social 😘

#spongyart #startrek #alienidictober
Digital drawing on a white background with a yellow circle. A metron is bending over in their cute dress, they say: we decided to test your species' sensualism... Near their feet some text: What will happen first? 10 likes dress above ass, 7 reskeet naked time, 5 comments make them sweat
campyalien.bsky.social
Bones IS like Miss Piggy!! You're so correct
campyalien.bsky.social
Yes!! McCoy being nice?? He must be WORRIED
campyalien.bsky.social
Nah but why do they all look so good in flannel
campyalien.bsky.social
If you want his wrath you gotta earn it!! I know damn well if McCoy is treating someone who isn't Kirk or spock poorly that they fucking DESERVED it
campyalien.bsky.social
The thing is is that Bones and Spock are both 2 overdramatic queens! & that's why they have to diva off every goddamn episode!
campyalien.bsky.social
HELPPPP. He fucking would. To absolutely devasting effect
campyalien.bsky.social
Nah for real the negging is actually more for Spock's benefit cause otherwise he wouldn't be able to get hard
campyalien.bsky.social
McCoy who has never subbed getting spitroasted for the first time & Kirk coerces him like "come on Bones, Spock is tiny. Sucking him off is like blow job training wheels. It's like licking a clit. You'll be fine"
campyalien.bsky.social
Spock's inability to let people know he can top vs his deep desire to humiliate McCoy by saying fucked up shit in public.... Who will win
campyalien.bsky.social
GORGEOUS!! I love the colors!
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grvning.bsky.social
Spock concept. I used a thin brush pen with gold ink, which tends not to look that way on pictures. All colors from alcohol-based markers. Green ball pen for part of the line. #StarTrek
A color drawing of TOS Spock, profile view, in a praying position. Visible down to the stomach areas cloaked in black with a simple golden pattern at neck level. A golden hand, positioned in a ta'al, is touching Spock's. Close-up os both hands touching. Further details in previous alt text.
campyalien.bsky.social
A thing I love about McCoy tho is how he's actually a big nice goofball to everyone BUT Kirk & Spock. Like it's actually so gay of him to be a cutie patootie sweetie pateetie to everyone BUT his friends. Friends get the heinous cunty bitchitude. Very very gay of him
campyalien.bsky.social
Wait I'm thinking about this some more & what if it's something to do with his prostate & he's gotta have a prostate orgasm or he'll die & Spock is all "ok but what about MY prostate"
campyalien.bsky.social
I'm a Bones is a strict top girlie but I've been tossing around an idea for a fic where some contrived thing makes it so he has to bottom for fuck or die reasons & I was thinking about spones & forcing poor Spock to top so they both hate everything but now I'm thinking... Mcspirk. The other 2
campyalien.bsky.social
I get pissed about real stupid shit that's like embarrassing to be as pissed about as I am & that usually makes me stop & be like "girl chillax" lmao