Kevin
@votesforoysters.bsky.social
“A chipmunk with a 12 shot espresso trying to operate a human suit.”
In Glasgow 🏴. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸.
Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social)
Chair of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social)
🏳️🌈👬🖖🏻🧗♂️
In Glasgow 🏴. Speak 🇨🇳, learning 🇮🇹, drinking ☕️🍸.
Trustee of Oban Pride (obanpride.bsky.social)
Chair of Glasgow Adult ADHD Peer Socialising (gaapsglasgow.bsky.social)
🏳️🌈👬🖖🏻🧗♂️
Which kitty are you this Friday morning?
Think I’m working my way through them 😂
(Progress pics as I painted the eyes because I liked the way they looked)
Think I’m working my way through them 😂
(Progress pics as I painted the eyes because I liked the way they looked)
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Which kitty are you this Friday morning?
Think I’m working my way through them 😂
(Progress pics as I painted the eyes because I liked the way they looked)
Think I’m working my way through them 😂
(Progress pics as I painted the eyes because I liked the way they looked)
Really scraping the barrel with these movie reboots now
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Really scraping the barrel with these movie reboots now
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Was a progress pic not the finished version; had just started on the eyeballs and liked the effect of just the little black dot before I continued.
Absolutely does look he could spring off the cushion and kill me 😂
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Was a progress pic not the finished version; had just started on the eyeballs and liked the effect of just the little black dot before I continued.
Absolutely does look he could spring off the cushion and kill me 😂
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Was a progress pic not the finished version; had just started on the eyeballs and liked the effect of just the little black dot before I continued.
Absolutely does look he could spring off the cushion and kill me 😂
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Was a progress pic not the finished version; had just started on the eyeballs and liked the effect of just the little black dot before I continued.
Absolutely does look he could spring off the cushion and kill me 😂
Did a little watercolour doodle.
Meet the kitty of despair
Meet the kitty of despair
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Did a little watercolour doodle.
Meet the kitty of despair
Meet the kitty of despair
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Bun
Gag
Dom
Errrr….
Bun
Gag
Dom
Errrr….
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Bun
Gag
Dom
Errrr….
Bun
Gag
Dom
Errrr….
Toasteeeee
Also proof that it is in fact big enough for my massive head and appearances to the contrary in the last pic were just because I’d underestimated forehead acreage and put it on wrong
Also proof that it is in fact big enough for my massive head and appearances to the contrary in the last pic were just because I’d underestimated forehead acreage and put it on wrong
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Toasteeeee
Also proof that it is in fact big enough for my massive head and appearances to the contrary in the last pic were just because I’d underestimated forehead acreage and put it on wrong
Also proof that it is in fact big enough for my massive head and appearances to the contrary in the last pic were just because I’d underestimated forehead acreage and put it on wrong
Gloves *and* a scarf built into a hat. It’s amazing
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gloves *and* a scarf built into a hat. It’s amazing
Reminds me of this:
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Reminds me of this:
We had one of those (earlier version). Loved it, but it did result in the most cursed image of me to have ever been taken:
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We had one of those (earlier version). Loved it, but it did result in the most cursed image of me to have ever been taken:
Eye thread!
I suppose they’re green? I’ve never actually been sure 😅
I suppose they’re green? I’ve never actually been sure 😅
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Eye thread!
I suppose they’re green? I’ve never actually been sure 😅
I suppose they’re green? I’ve never actually been sure 😅
Camouflage! Automatically manly!
I have dinosaur socks on because I am actually 12
I have dinosaur socks on because I am actually 12
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Camouflage! Automatically manly!
I have dinosaur socks on because I am actually 12
I have dinosaur socks on because I am actually 12
Unnecessary AI image generation is not a part of sustainable development. Is there a community agreement on its use and the environmental impact?
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Unnecessary AI image generation is not a part of sustainable development. Is there a community agreement on its use and the environmental impact?
Went on a little hike up Ben A’an 🥾🏔️
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Went on a little hike up Ben A’an 🥾🏔️
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If anyone else is in Glasgow and wants to go to this tomorrow, details are in the poster:
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
If anyone else is in Glasgow and wants to go to this tomorrow, details are in the poster:
Thanks! Should be a good night!
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Thanks! Should be a good night!
🤨
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
🤨
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Trying to find one that shows off the massive nose. This angle undersells it though
Maybe not with my massive nose (take a second look at how far my glasses are from my face) and looong xenomorph head 😂
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Maybe not with my massive nose (take a second look at how far my glasses are from my face) and looong xenomorph head 😂
Rather fittingly the first image in the slideshow was
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Rather fittingly the first image in the slideshow was
I have so many Star Trek memes my phone has made me a cute nostalgic compilation slideshow of Spock
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have so many Star Trek memes my phone has made me a cute nostalgic compilation slideshow of Spock
the face / the scent
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
the face / the scent
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
Love this fragrance but I don’t see how half those words describe smells at all 😂
I received a 9 minute voice message from a friend the other day. Couldn’t believe it when I saw the notification 🤣 I actually started my reply with “so I’ve listened to that podcast episode” 😂
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I received a 9 minute voice message from a friend the other day. Couldn’t believe it when I saw the notification 🤣 I actually started my reply with “so I’ve listened to that podcast episode” 😂
Yeah. Especially the UI design. When I see old screenshots it’s almost unbelievable
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yeah. Especially the UI design. When I see old screenshots it’s almost unbelievable
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again
Me badly in need of a haircut in February 2010. Featuring my chin, which I’m not sure has been seen since and probably never will be again