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vozer 🦇

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author of the “Formerly Twitter for BlueSky” userstyle 24 | US | do not flirt cultural heroin, opioid of the masses. call me wtvr @vozerpolzer.bsky.social for politics #TIABS

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · Sep 5

This serves as my AMA thread. AMA!

a girl with a question mark above her head looks confused

ALT: a girl with a question mark above her head looks confused

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 1d

New reddit alternative built on AT

nooki @nooki.me · 1d

(1/4) I'm soft launching nooki.me to get some early traction and feedback on what to improve. Excited to see how this platform grows!

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 11h

this song is so great but it will forever be the “evil morty song” now

Album cover featuring multiple photos of band members with red overlay, titled "Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons" by Blonde Redhead.

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 11h

this song is so great but it will forever be the “evil morty song” now

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 14h

Texas Bans Tools Circumventing Age Restrictions, Releases Statement on What to Do if You Suspect Teenagers Wearing Invisibility Cloaks in Theaters

an image of theater seating with a red chair in the center, a question mark sits on the red chair. there is a seal of the state of texas in the top left corner

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 14h

Texas Bans Tools Circumventing Age Restrictions, Releases Statement on What to Do if You Suspect Teenagers Wearing Invisibility Cloaks in Theaters

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 20h

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 16h

gay

vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 16h

so with that being said, what happened to wplace?

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 18h

autism is stored in the balls (in the balls)
autism is stored in the balls (in the balls)

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 17h

GOOGLE, YOUTUBE

SUNDAR & NEAL MOTHER FUCKERS

I SPEAK ENGLISH YOU TWATS

STOP AUTODUBBING

IM NOT FRENCH, IM NOT FROM UZBEKISTAN (YES I HAD TO GOOGLE HOW TO SPELL IT, NO I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS), IM NOT UKRAINIAN, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT COUNTRY SPEAKS TELUGU

SUSAN RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE AND COMEBACK

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 18h

soon i will have to add my state ID to install applications on my own phone

i used to think it was only libertarians upset that they couldnt order surgeries off Amzn who said shit like "nanny sate", but wtf texas? me installing Flow Free shouldn't have the same level of concern as me buying liquor

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 18h

autism is stored in the balls (in the balls)
autism is stored in the balls (in the balls)

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stellz @piss.beauty · 21h

"app stores bad" exhibit #5627492

Here’s how Apple is locking down iPhones to comply with Texas’ age verification law

Apple and Google will have to comply with laws in Texas, Utah, and Louisiana.

www.theverge.com

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tor, high rentress of those who think with pads. @torv3.bsky.social · 18h

sigh... time to pull out at 180bpm...

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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 1d

Buried in Michigan's antiporn bill is a provision to effectively outlaw "circumvention tools," such as VPNs.

Mark my words: legislators will increasingly leverage porn panic to restrict or ban VPNs, and to limit internet privacy far beyond adult sites.

Experts raise privacy concerns over Michigan bill targeting pornography and VPNs

Rep. Josh Schriver, the bill’s sponsor, says the law is designed to target only producers and distributors of pornography, not everyday internet users.

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 19h

thank you

vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 19h

i’m waiting for RFK to announce that if you touch yourself you will get autism and also your pee pee will fall off

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

Man Accidentally Shares a Mobile Link in Group Chat, Friends Mildly Inconvenienced

SexStephen posts a mobile imdb link, and Norm Hall replies "that website looks weird on my computer". These two are both posted on Janurary 6th 2020 on 9:11 pm.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23h

Getting my circumcision reversed and now I don't care about trains anymore

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

the internet was made for one reason and that was so that neil cici could upload the fuckin mouth albums . fuckin, who the hell woulda thought that smooth criminal, wonder wall, and one week would sound so fucking good together?

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

Man Accidentally Shares a Mobile Link in Group Chat, Friends Mildly Inconvenienced

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

told my grandma (the grandparents who came by) that i visited NYC last year and she called it the “tower of babel”. we were in public when she said this so i quickly said something like “i really enjoyed my visits to chinatown and little tokyo :D” so i didn’t get associated with her casual racism

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

they gonna milk ts until the cow is dry 🙏 they will never make another chicken jockey moment

スプーキースキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 1d

Let it go bro🙏🙏

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 2d

a cigarette looks in a mirror and sees a joint

a comment reads: no the cigarette got gender dysphoria :(

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

remembering the exact point in time i learned Me At The Zoo was a dick joke

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