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viz
@vzxkr.bsky.social
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he him his i am from austria miniature painting, shitposting, video games
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · Nov 11
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 4h
the future is bird crushing 📈💰
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 5h
they're debunking me. they're calling me a common misconception
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 5h
15 birds in the lab is worse than i thought 😔
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 6h
:/
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 6h
one day there's gonna be a two and a half hour long youtube documentary about this account
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 6h
I hope my direct descendents are having a nice future
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 6h
this one just very nearly put me into crisis mode
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 6h
when a koopa shell in mario goes ape shit between two walls it's the scariest thing ever
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 6h
HOMER MARGE BART LISA MAGGIE APU DISCO STU DUFF MAN SMITHERS MR BURNS BLEEDING GUMS MUPRHY CRAZY CAT LADY MILHOUSE SKINNER SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS SKINNER'S MOTHER MAYOR QUIMBY OTTO KIRK VAN HOUTEN CARL LENNY INANIMATE CARBON ROD ITCHY SCRATCHY POOCHIE KRUSTY SIDESHOW BOB SIDESHOW MEL NED FLANDERS 🙂
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 7h
i try to keep realization to a minimum as a result
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 7h
tell the boys in the lab to crunch those numbers and run them by me
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 7h
then that's what I'd call you
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 7h
yeah, hate that too. insistence on alt text has actually made this issue much better in my opinion. but goddamn did that always piss me off
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 7h
i have to break my silence: i am weirdly proud of this drawing i did on my phone while having a meeting with penjamin and without any references. look i even added some light nebulae
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 5d
wyd in this situation (artist's rendition)
digital painting of a meteor hitting the earth, pov from space
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 7h
chihuahua is to dog as glockenspiel is to xylophone
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 8h
Deus Ex Thingamajig
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 11h
I can’t hear my buddy screaming, he must be in space
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 13h
cool shades though, thats why they pay him the big bucks
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h
dawg that's a scrumptious mound
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h
und ihr seid meine Kumpel
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h
I've also always enjoyed it. 🤝
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social this dog's shit is ur fault. your evil brain has incepted it into mine, so now u have to look at it
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h
a xylophone is like a domesticated drum set
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h
i remember when "touch grass" as an online phrase was coined, and to this day im surprised that "touch glass" as the opposite (ie tapping your phone screen) has never found any use. i guess its bc nobody ever needs to be on the phone, but ppl do need to go outside and be a human animal. c'est la vie
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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h
if wow pulled this stunt on me I'd start crying tbh
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