Amanda Moses
@warpizza.bsky.social
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Baffling Christendom by continuing to live Non breeding adult
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instead of Sunday Scaries I have the pre-Monday Mads

tomorrow isn't a holiday for me HARUMPH
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OKAY this actually made my blood pressure jump
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that tracks COMPLETELY
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I feel like the conference is real but the allegations are false because Weale is LOUD but asking follow up questions is getting me nowhere
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pal trying to tell me about this fake (?) news conference about the Buddhists but they're a chronic stoner so nothing is making ANY sense , good grief this isn't funny in your 40s
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I feel like the ONLY follow up question can be "so you always did the dishes, right?"
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I regret to inform y'all that the spiced vanilla donut at Tims is fucking DELICIOUS
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😭 I hope she can settle down enough for you to at least get a good chunk of it done when you get back home!
You're both still processing everything but dang girl some of us have stuff to do too!
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make sure you wrap it in tinfoil first!
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if I find out anyone, at any point, uses fuckin AI to talk to me they are out of my life.

A full grown 32 year old can't think of a text? BYE
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gold star! 🌟🌟🌟
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Check standards are failing

Found a foreign object

Got a metals hit

We're out of vials
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The chart can’t Gantt!
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
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fucking around : "can this mango chicken be as hot as possible"

finding out : waking up at 2AM with wicked bad heartburn
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What five events defined your childhood?

1 JonBenet Ramsay
2 Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky
3 Princess Diana
4 Dolly the cloned sheep
5 OJ Simpson
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What 5 events defined your childhood? (babyhood for the 1st one)

1. Pierre Laporte Dead in a Car Trunk
2. Pierre Trudeau twirling behind the Queen’s back
3. Stagflation
4. The Threat of Nuclear Winter
5. The Montreal Summer Olympics
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What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Power cuts
2. Star Wars
3. Space Shuttle
4. The Royal Wedding
5. Falklands War
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a woman got out of her truck and somehow almost walked right into my car

I'm sitting in it lol I saw her pivot her hip away
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If there's anything I can do to help pls let me know!
I'm off at 4 during the week but if there's errands you need done I can chauffeur!
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Dream snippets I remember 🤪

1. I realized my cane was made of chocolate and was really hungry so started eating it (only 2nd dream ever with my cane in it!)

2. Musta been a work dream, I was complaining about someone mixing buffered mobiles with solvent mobiles ahhaha
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oh my god Moe!!! I hope the follow up goes well!
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Years ago a friend told me her hubby said he stayed late at work so he wouldn't have to help with their *4* kids bedtimes.

Me - I will put arsenic in his food FOR YOU
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women telling stories about their husbands dipshittery just makes me so sad

mAlE LoNlInEsS ePiDeMiC y'all doing it to yourselves
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jammed a pen in my bun before a meeting then I got TO the meeting and it was GONE

🤷‍♀️ hope whoever finds it enjoys it!