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Willowsaurus 🦖

@waywardwillow.bsky.social

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wayward xennial. resolute leftist. revolutionary optimist. world famous shower singer. web comics. memes. Chinga la migra y la policia siempre y Palestina libre!🇵🇸🕊️ header by _babyfrog

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · Nov 24

get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, post 10 things you like

- wearing band t-shirts
- pasta
- watching Jeopardy!
- hanging with my cat at night
- ska music
- Andor
- the inevitable socialist revolution
- ska music
- key lime pie
- singing in the shower

Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · Nov 24

Get to know your mutuals: In no particular order, post 10 things you like

1. Horror films
2. Well-stocked comic/game stores
3. Writing
4. When my inner critic has the day off
5. Long showers
6. Group sex
7. Bacon cheeseburgers
8. Rain
9. People who don't get off on being assholes
10. Making lists

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 7d

put a can of starbucks nitro in the freezer to cool it off I’m sure this won’t end badly

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 13d

I’m here u fuckass bitch

A FEDCO parking lot a lone blue shopping cart faces the long since shuttered Southern California membership store

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

thanky

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

Thanks, Blue ☺️

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

Yay for you! Yeah I went with OKC & honestly it was so much easier than I thought it would be. There were questions in those surveys that answered red flags immediately, so I didn’t have to waste time sifting through folks I already knew weren’t right

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

Sayed is now free because he has an advocacy group behind him, a stellar lawyer, & a judge who wasn’t afraid to do the right thing.
www.cbs8.com/article/news...

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Federal judge orders release of Afghan interpreter detained by ICE
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The judge determined that the federal government had violated Sayed Naser's right to due process, and that he could not be detained again without a court order.

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

thank youuuuuu☺️☺️

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

Almost spit out my coffee when I read the Waymo ad lol

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

HELL YEAH

a close up of a man 's face with the word woo written below him

Alt: a close up of Nick Cage’s face with the word woo written below him

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 14d

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

well I absolutely crashed at 9pm & slept all the way through to 3 but then I was wide awake.

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 14d

been awake since 3am & I’m rather concerned about how much coffee I’ve consumed

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 15d

Stg I’m not sure what’s funnier the onion articles or ads lol

Print version of the onion top story is Homeland security relaxed species requirements to join ICE & there’s a gd giraffe in riot gear

The onion ad for Waymo message is
Road head.
Safer.

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 16d

well, I did still use an app so it’s not 100% real life

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 16d

It’s also not someone from twitter/bsky lmao this is literally the first relationship I’ve had that’s not from one of these platforms in…like 15 years

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 16d

guys I have a new relationship with someone who lives in the same county & can give me physical affection on the daily this is a holiday-adjacent miracle

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 16d

big same

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 16d

mother fucking fresh

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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 16d

Customer: MY FRIEND AND DOG NAMED FRESH
DMV: COULD STAND FOR MOTHER FUCKING FRESH

Verdict: DENIED

California license plate with text "MFNFRSH".

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17d

AI workslop is a great term lol

Techmeme @techmeme.com · 18d

Research: low productivity gains from AI may stem from employees using AI to produce "workslop", or low-effort, passable work that creates more work for others (Harvard Business Review)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 17d

me when someone asks how an airplane could just fall out of the sky

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Cara is the darkness that binds them 🇵🇸 @geekpie.bsky.social · 17d

me whenever someone mentions birds specifically crows

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Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 19d

Lolol

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 19d

who up raw noggin

Willowsaurus 🦖 @waywardwillow.bsky.social · 19d

Wheeeee I love your case!