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@weeder.bsky.social
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weeder.bsky.social
That sounds like fun. I do have a box of old nikon. I wonder if there's an e-mount adapter.
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Just look at the way he carries himself
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Deep Blue is such a badass name for a chess player
Two men dressed for a work conference playing chess in a room that looks like a the office of the dean of a very small law school in 1980s Massachusetts. It's competitive, the table has a long sign down one side with their names on it, Garry Kasparov sits head in hands deep in thought, and on the other side a man with thinning hair and glasses stars at Kasparov barely hiding a smirk. His name plate reads Deep Blue. There may be a computer monitor next to him but it's hard to tell.
weeder.bsky.social
Ha thanks! Got it for a job and am excited to get it going. Need to clean the sensor before I really do much.
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He's making me mess up
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The president keeps vacuuming in front of the TV while I am playing the economy
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once i was with my family at T.G.I Fridays eating a mud-themed dessert, because i was a little boy, and i start choking on a gummy worm, and this is like a day after school taught us the International Choking Signal, so i do that and for about 30 seconds my parents just went What? What is that. Stop
weeder.bsky.social
Wheel be in touch
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It's never enough for billionaires. Whereas if I had 900 million followers, that would be plenty.
weeder.bsky.social
Every time
weeder.bsky.social
Anytime someone is getting quote-dunked on here, you go to their profile and there's a post like
Jerry Seinfeld doing stand up captioned: What's the deal with everybody tearing my ass?
weeder.bsky.social
Slugworth like "it's just allergies"
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You asked for it!
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Leaving the gym like
Camera LCD screen reads "Body update complete"
weeder.bsky.social
Yeah that's in my wheelhouse (don't even know what a wheelhouse is)
weeder.bsky.social
You ever tell a multinational conglomerate you can do something you've never done before so you just gotta kinda figure it out? Good times.
weeder.bsky.social
I told my smart speaker to play Grandaddy and it said "alright, playing Bryan Adams" and I thought "what if this is how I found out Bryan Adams is my Grandaddy?"
weeder.bsky.social
Disheveling myself enough to haggle with the camera store guy but not so much they won't let me inside
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Overlooking the city from my penthouse, hands clasped behind my back, muttering "wolf eyes knife wolf eyes knife"
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More like guys amirite
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It's not ok. What they've done.