Michael
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Mariners v Brewers, natch.
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Went to IKEA yesterday. I now have a rather fetching new LED lamp, Xmas has started because I've broken my Julmust (or Vintersaga) duck for 2025, and I've rediscovered my love of skorpor.
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And even ABBA is a "pun" of sorts, given that Abba is a pre-existing brand of fish products (because of course it is, it's Sweden).

In the UK (or US for that matter) it would be if a band consisting of a Steven, Patricia, Angela and Mike called themselves SPAM.
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There is no reason for hardback books to exist.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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If someone invented a miracle pill that reduced your risk of cancer, heart disease and strokes as well as boosting mood, memory, and lifespan it would be the most popular drug ever. Except we already have it and it's called exercise, and most people can't be arsed doing it.
welshzebra.bsky.social
There's a rat on the pitch.

Swansea/Cardiff/Newport/Wrexham fan has lost their packed lunch (delete as appropriate)
welshzebra.bsky.social
Beth ydy Gymraeg am "parc y bws" ?
welshzebra.bsky.social
I'm still slightly irritated that science hasn't yet managed to breed black cats that have ever so slight bioluminescence so that at night I don't accidentally tread on or kick them and then have to spend a week saying sorry.
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And I think this is why torties (or calicos if you're a Yank) are almost exclusively female
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Something like that; although as someone who had a ginger boy growing up and then another one in adulthood, I never experienced the idiocy thing; and they were no more clingy than my middle-aged black girl is now (and my naughty torty is just lazy, hitching rides on shoulders all the time)
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He won't have done any of the actual heavy lifting on this programme.
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His teeth are whiter than his supremacism.
welshzebra.bsky.social
Just like he explained racism and xenophobia eh. That'll go well.
welshzebra.bsky.social
Ginger females are relatively rare too, so double bonus
welshzebra.bsky.social
They've all got Teslas nowadays.
welshzebra.bsky.social
In Devon, for some reason, they put the statue on top of the cone
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If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you. He made Savile look like an amateur
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And they didn't kill anyone
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Meh, radio stations still play Michael Jackson songs.
welshzebra.bsky.social
Also we could narrow carriageways down to the bare minimum (which would also naturally slow traffic) ban roadside parking where houses have driveways, create cycle lanes and put solid barriers up to prevent vehicles from entering pedestrian/bike areas.
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It's not an inconvenience. It really isn't.
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Indeed. I worked in a supermarket in the 2000s before self-checkout was a thing. Punters not wanting to queue meant staff were robbed from around the store to open more checkouts, which meant other jobs went undone (like shelf stacking, rotation, pricing, reductions etc). It's never worked.
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If you have to have one to exit a secure area, it will print it regardless. About an inch long with a barcode.