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Sophia Jetta

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Leitung des Instituts für Angelegenheiten. Director general at the Institute for Matters. Expect snark, smut, inappropriate humour, shitposts as well as food, cats and thoroughly unedifying grousing.

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · Dec 1

As promised, a thread on (Bavarian) German christmas bakery. 'Tis the season, after all. One of the oldest examples popular in southern Germany and Austria is the Kletzenbrot. Kletzen are dried pears and the rural population would add the dried pears to their bread during advent. Any sweetness 🍜

A cut Kletzenbrot with the dried fruits and nuts visible.

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 1h

Unless of course he was plying the turntables there or whatever they use these days

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 1h

Ta, hope it comes out smooth

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 1h

Poor lad, it's a bit shit of his employer to make him work on a dilf night 😉

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Fun times...

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

a man in a star trek uniform is clapping

ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is clapping

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Right?? But who to complain to about that cyst near the roots that's eroding the bone there?

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Bright colours, shoulder pads and a perm?

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Wee Connor wasn't allowed to come?

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Fuck.... just remembered that I have another appt for a tooth extraction tomorrow...

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Of course 🤬

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

No, how about Muriel's wedding?

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

2 and no cheap plonk

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Hm... just watch sth you've already seen a number of times, that can work

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

Fuck me... and zero consequences for those cops or the abusive ex, I bet

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 2h

You're welcome!! 😂

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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 3h

The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies a Tom Hollandest.

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, they're ace for that

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Richard Dwyer @richarddwyer.bsky.social · 2d

Just saying, today I successfully peacefully de-escalated this situation so I think in retrospective the Nobel committe should not have ignored me.

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

😍

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Shiok! Even if I say so myself

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Pretty sure you had some ace food as well, the Handsome Devils Club does not dine on slop, I'm sure

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Maybe not but the ping-pong ball number might

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

*evil cackle*

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 5h

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 3h

Even the "god fearing" like some good dick?