dracula, and his son
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“anne” in non-spooky season recovering engineer born, raised, currently live in Kentucky she/her will someone please update my resume
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help i have a lot of important stuff to do but i’ve been struck by a sudden desire to learn everything i can about finland
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I don’t live there but you deserve a “hell yeah” too. Hell yeah!
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The real Blueskyism is all y’all’s hateful posts about the Skyline Chili Graeter’s ice cream
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Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Cincinnati
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I am at total war with the city of Cincinnati
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I kid, I love my mother very much, but just like I will never not lose the invitation, she will never text her son to ask what time his own damn party starts
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“do you have still have the invitation” this woman has known me my entire life, I have never once still had the invitation
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The way other generations communicate will always be strange to me but the greatest mystery is why my mother texts *me* (and only me) to ask about the start time of a party that my brother and sister-in-law are hosting at their house
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Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Cincinnati
roryblank.bsky.social
I am at total war with the city of Cincinnati
Cincinnati Chili flavored ice cream It’s got oyster crackers in it
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shout out to everyone who knows what they want (not to see my posts)
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it’s so funny when someone checks out your profile and likes a few posts then does not follow you. sorry about all the other posts where I forgot to cover up my terrible personality
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I am absolutely getting put on a list
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Forgot I looked this up the other day and just did a spit take when I opened the Amazon app on my phone
Screenshot from the Amazon app. Text reads “Keep shopping for.” Image of the inflatable frog costume that has been made famous by footage of the Portland ICE protest.
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the United States of America, a famously apolitical country
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the papacy, a famously apolitical office
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Trying to explain the “when you’re explaining you’re losing” concept to my coworkers 🫠
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I intentionally don’t talk about what I do on here but suffice it to say I could be improving the world right now if I didn’t have to rebut this particular harebrained scheme in a legally prudent way
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I am not saying that LLMs are totally useless but whoever gave MBAs access to ChatGPT has a lot to answer for
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That post is also unfair to booty shorts
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IMO the only word a songwriter needs to know how to spell is BANANAS
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Breaking: DHS releases photograph of girlfriend of antifa founder Noem reported in custody
Arwen (Liv Tyler) from lord of the rings with sword on a horse looking tough
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thanks I worked really hard on it
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RIP to the Mongols they would have loved Legends of the Hidden Temple
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The reason I find Taylor Swift discourse frustrating is that I don’t really like her music, but there’s no good way to say that without implying that I think I have better taste.

I cannot stress enough that I do not have better taste
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It was a bad idea and she was lucky she wasn’t seriously hurt! But given that she succeeded, it is also very funny