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dracula, and his son

@womplestiltskin.bsky.social

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“anne” in non-spooky season recovering engineer born, raised, currently live in Kentucky she/her will someone please update my resume

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · Dec 2

help i have a lot of important stuff to do but i’ve been struck by a sudden desire to learn everything i can about finland

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 23h

Today a three year old asked me to explain Monopoly. I’m going to bed early

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

stupid question: are there any lady ICE goons?

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t live there but you deserve a “hell yeah” too. Hell yeah!

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

The real Blueskyism is all y’all’s hateful posts about the Skyline Chili Graeter’s ice cream

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Cincinnati

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1d

I am at total war with the city of Cincinnati

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

I kid, I love my mother very much, but just like I will never not lose the invitation, she will never text her son to ask what time his own damn party starts

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

“do you have still have the invitation” this woman has known me my entire life, I have never once still had the invitation

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

The way other generations communicate will always be strange to me but the greatest mystery is why my mother texts *me* (and only me) to ask about the start time of a party that my brother and sister-in-law are hosting at their house

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Cincinnati

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1d

I am at total war with the city of Cincinnati

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d

shout out to everyone who knows what they want (not to see my posts)

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d

it’s so funny when someone checks out your profile and likes a few posts then does not follow you. sorry about all the other posts where I forgot to cover up my terrible personality

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d

I am absolutely getting put on a list

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d

Forgot I looked this up the other day and just did a spit take when I opened the Amazon app on my phone

Screenshot from the Amazon app. Text reads “Keep shopping for.” Image of the inflatable frog costume that has been made famous by footage of the Portland ICE protest.

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 3d

the United States of America, a famously apolitical country

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 3d

the papacy, a famously apolitical office

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 3d

it’s not working

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 3d

Trying to explain the “when you’re explaining you’re losing” concept to my coworkers 🫠

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 3d

I intentionally don’t talk about what I do on here but suffice it to say I could be improving the world right now if I didn’t have to rebut this particular harebrained scheme in a legally prudent way