anne
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
recovering engineer
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her
will someone please update my resume
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her
will someone please update my resume
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anne
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
· Dec 2
help i have a lot of important stuff to do but i’ve been struck by a sudden desire to learn everything i can about finland
You can just buy jars of maraschino cherries and eat them. It’s not illegal
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You can just buy jars of maraschino cherries and eat them. It’s not illegal
looking at an Indiana county map and getting mad
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
looking at an Indiana county map and getting mad
does anyone else imagine lyrics to All Star whenever they hear Habanera from Carmen or is it just me?
the ice we skate
it’s getting pretty thin
the ice we skate
it’s getting pretty thin
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
does anyone else imagine lyrics to All Star whenever they hear Habanera from Carmen or is it just me?
the ice we skate
it’s getting pretty thin
the ice we skate
it’s getting pretty thin
good thing spite fuels me
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
good thing spite fuels me
RIP to all the posts we can’t post for legal reasons
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RIP to all the posts we can’t post for legal reasons
Reposted by anne
No fog of war, no tech tree,
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
No fog of war, no tech tree,
I wish I was as committed to anything as iOS is committed to making me use the wrong its
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I wish I was as committed to anything as iOS is committed to making me use the wrong its
assuming Kentucky’s next football coach will be Rick Pitino
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
assuming Kentucky’s next football coach will be Rick Pitino
it’s funny how he goes through all this tortured logic just to say that he doesn’t think other people matter
Flawless logic, sir! Makes perfect sense that because video games are improving, we must live in a simulation!
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
it’s funny how he goes through all this tortured logic just to say that he doesn’t think other people matter
Watching Vanderbilt-Tennessee but Dad changes the channel whenever Rocky Top plays
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Watching Vanderbilt-Tennessee but Dad changes the channel whenever Rocky Top plays
Having Thanksgiving today. Now is the time to hear from Mom about which serving dishes are or are not acceptable for the table
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Having Thanksgiving today. Now is the time to hear from Mom about which serving dishes are or are not acceptable for the table
Reposted by anne
Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
We aren’t doing Thanksgiving until Saturday so I’m prepping today (scrolling and learning from all y’all’s mistakes)
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We aren’t doing Thanksgiving until Saturday so I’m prepping today (scrolling and learning from all y’all’s mistakes)
of all the dogs, the Rottweiler is the most friend-shaped
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
of all the dogs, the Rottweiler is the most friend-shaped
The Rockettes said they’re about to celebrate 100 years, which is a surprise to me. I had kinda assumed they’d been there the whole time
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The Rockettes said they’re about to celebrate 100 years, which is a surprise to me. I had kinda assumed they’d been there the whole time
Reposted by anne
i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
Why is Adobe Acrobat showing me ads for Hasan Minhaj
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Why is Adobe Acrobat showing me ads for Hasan Minhaj
One thing that has gotten dramatically better over the last twenty years is the gadget they use to test your eye pressure at the optometrist
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One thing that has gotten dramatically better over the last twenty years is the gadget they use to test your eye pressure at the optometrist
When my grandmother got “normal” results on her cognitive test, she was furious because she had always scored exceptional on every test she took in her whole life.
Spoiler alert: she didn’t pass the next one
Spoiler alert: she didn’t pass the next one
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When my grandmother got “normal” results on her cognitive test, she was furious because she had always scored exceptional on every test she took in her whole life.
Spoiler alert: she didn’t pass the next one
Spoiler alert: she didn’t pass the next one
why can’t we all just get along (say nice things about all pies)
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
why can’t we all just get along (say nice things about all pies)
gotta go to the shittier grocery store because for all its faults, I know exactly where to find the anchovies
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
gotta go to the shittier grocery store because for all its faults, I know exactly where to find the anchovies
folks, she’s done it again
9:45pm is a normal time to finish cooking dinner right
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
folks, she’s done it again
my family has never had a consistent Thanksgiving tradition and this is entirely due to my mother not wanting to set a precedent of extended family spending the holiday at her house
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my family has never had a consistent Thanksgiving tradition and this is entirely due to my mother not wanting to set a precedent of extended family spending the holiday at her house
I’m declaring a war on Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m declaring a war on Christmas
found a weird bug, time to move
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
found a weird bug, time to move