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“anne” in non-spooky season recovering engineer born, raised, currently live in Kentucky she/her will someone please update my resume

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · Dec 2

help i have a lot of important stuff to do but i’ve been struck by a sudden desire to learn everything i can about finland

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 5h

RFK Jr

(Note: obviously this would be very bad)

Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 6h

The question is who winning the peace prize would piss Trump off the most?

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 7h

shout out to everyone who knows what they want (not to see my posts)

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 7h

it’s so funny when someone checks out your profile and likes a few posts then does not follow you. sorry about all the other posts where I forgot to cover up my terrible personality

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 9h

I am absolutely getting put on a list

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 9h

Forgot I looked this up the other day and just did a spit take when I opened the Amazon app on my phone

Screenshot from the Amazon app. Text reads “Keep shopping for.” Image of the inflatable frog costume that has been made famous by footage of the Portland ICE protest.

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 10h

the United States of America, a famously apolitical country

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 10h

the papacy, a famously apolitical office

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 13h

it’s not working

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 13h

Trying to explain the “when you’re explaining you’re losing” concept to my coworkers 🫠

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 14h

I intentionally don’t talk about what I do on here but suffice it to say I could be improving the world right now if I didn’t have to rebut this particular harebrained scheme in a legally prudent way

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 14h

I am not saying that LLMs are totally useless but whoever gave MBAs access to ChatGPT has a lot to answer for

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 16h

That post is also unfair to booty shorts

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 16h

IMO the only word a songwriter needs to know how to spell is BANANAS

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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 21h

Breaking: DHS releases photograph of girlfriend of antifa founder Noem reported in custody

Arwen (Liv Tyler) from lord of the rings with sword on a horse looking tough

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

thanks I worked really hard on it

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

“it’s complicated”

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

just once and it was terrifying

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

RIP to the Mongols they would have loved Legends of the Hidden Temple

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

The reason I find Taylor Swift discourse frustrating is that I don’t really like her music, but there’s no good way to say that without implying that I think I have better taste.

I cannot stress enough that I do not have better taste

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

It was a bad idea and she was lucky she wasn’t seriously hurt! But given that she succeeded, it is also very funny

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t recommend it but a tiny 75yo woman I know did actually do this and it is very funny to visualize. I think she used some sort of plastic crate

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

but agreed that October should not dare

dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d

I have good news

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 1d

Dolly Parton’s sister Freida says she “didn’t mean to scare anyone” with a prayer request on Facebook that prompted a blitz of anxiety from fans and headlines from newspapers speculating on the country star's health status.

Dolly Parton’s sister ‘didn’t mean to scare anyone’ with prayer request

Dolly Parton’s sister Freida triggered a wave of concern for the star’s health with a Facebook post. Freida later said she never meant to make it sound so serious.

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d

“squirle” is an acceptable way to spell squirrel

Norman Rockwell painting. Guy standing up to speak at a town hall meme.

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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d

I like this one