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RANGER VALENTE, NCR

@wontgoquietly.bsky.social

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baby i'm the only one here from the damn video game box cover art. | Roleplay | 18+

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RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · May 2

there was forty feet between them
when they stopped to make their play

and the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today

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RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · 6d

'Scuse me, I don't curse, I'm a gentleman.

You see this *flag* represents somethin'...

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 6d

if you don't stop pussyfootin' 'round, kid, we're all gonna be fuckin' radroach food.

huh? eh? howzat? i think my impression's pretty good.

now eat your pancakes and stop giving me *those* eyes.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · 6d

Oh boy, here we go...

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · 6d

Oh boy, here we go...

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · 6d

let ME tell YOU something . . .

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 11

Kids.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Only the hot ones.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

that what you tell 'em all?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

( He cackles & throws another bandage at Vinnie's head. )

Wouldn't be my first battlefield amputation...

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

What sound? What did you hear? The quake?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Whoa, whoa, eyes up here, look at me. Did you hit your head? Keep your eyes open for me, we better check you for concussion.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

( He cackles & throws another bandage at Vinnie's head. )

Wouldn't be my first battlefield amputation...

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

you'd miss it more than me, wouldn't you, bear?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Poor Vinnie might have to lose that arm.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Poor Vinnie might have to lose that arm.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

( He just gives him an unsympathetic pat on the shoulder and an amused roll of his eyes as he makes his way to help the others. )

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

i don't want an infection! then i'm no good to anyone and i can't write anything without my hands.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

( Valente scoffs at the cut. He'd scoff no matter what, unless Vinnie had a hand missing or something. )

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

( Valente scoffs at the cut. He'd scoff no matter what, unless Vinnie had a hand missing or something. )

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

gimme a sec, i've cut my hand. i'm patching it up.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Shut up.

Come help me with the others.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Shut up.

Come help me with the others.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Sep 10

( giggling. ) sure are, big guy!

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Goddamn right I'm in charge.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

You okay?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Didn't feel like any quake I've ever felt.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

The hell was that?

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KYSIS @shatteredscience.bsky.social · Sep 10

then suddenly, like a problem child with a very fragile snow globe, the whole world begins to shake.

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RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Goddamn right I'm in charge.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Aug 28

yeah, i guess you're right.

you don't *really* think you're in charge here, do you?

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Hah!

I don't think so. C'mon, press is important. She thinks it's all fighting 'cause she has no idea what civilization is.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Sep 10

agh my knees

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

( he clears his throat, and sings. )

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Nah, I'm going solo.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Aw man now I wanna zap my thirst.

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RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

( He doesn't speak, but gives her a look that says 'continue?' )

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · Aug 28

don't worry about me, valente. i'll get by. the biggest wild card here is kim.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Take one of these, you should be fine.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Hah!

I don't think so. C'mon, press is important. She thinks it's all fighting 'cause she has no idea what civilization is.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Aug 28

more than i do about this stuff.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

The hell does Kim know?.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Take one of these, you should be fine.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · Aug 28

No turning back now.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Radiation levels just spiked.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

The hell does Kim know?.

vincent van blair @beatsreporting.bsky.social · Aug 28

it's what kim said about me. i'm *used to it* from you. i dunno, kinda... hurt. a little. i guess.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

What are you six?

You're all equally valuable. Me at the top, then Orson, then the rest of you.

RANGER VALENTE, NCR @wontgoquietly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Radiation levels just spiked.