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World Ahead
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I tried the antihistamine thing last time, but no luck 😢

Got one of those immune systems that's gonna do what it wants and doesn't want my input.
This.

My last dtp put me in bed for a week. Every covid shot has knocked me down for 2-3 days. STILL BETTER THAN TETANUS, OR COVID, OR ACCIDENTALLY KILLING A BABY. I do have to plan ahead and get them when I can schedule around it, but that's a smallish price.
"They" said putting together a toilet while using it wasn't possible.

They were right.
And yet I have to get an automated reminder to update it every 75 minutes so no one can hack my lightbulbs
that other baby brought ANOTHER PACIFIER TO THE FUNERAL

THE SCANDAL
pretty strongly suspect that if there were a trend of 1000 people suddenly appearing in the middle of a town and immediately assaulting everything that moves, it would have made the news at least once or twice
shoot... forgot about that part.
stupid john making everything all connected and whatnot.
.... we thought it would be less work until its battery died and grandma tripped over it when it suddenly collapsed in the hall and long story short now grandma has an artificial hip and needs a ride to physical therapy 3 times a week ...?
looks nervously at my German inheritance of constantly wearing glasses and transparent paleness and depression (and fondness for trees but that one might be Tolkien's fault) 😬
Did it work? Is admin more responsive if you invoke blessings of the gods upon them?
People absolutely reassign their tipping based on weather & 100 other uncontrollable factors. On vacation, you tip. But hunkered & scared in a hallway with no power is "not vacation", so vacation-style tipping not required. (And aren't employees lucky to get to shelter in such a nice hotel anyway?🙄)
genuinely concerned that the author of that snippet may never have met an actual human with political beliefs to the left of Himmler
You are correct
But also ... I've seen the aesthetic of that bathroom in exactly ONE middle-American bathroom, ever.
Even in their weird obsession with luring the "salt of the earth" conservatives of the middle class, they're still getting it wrong.
I don't know who empowered them to assign homework, but we must find that person and end the reign of terror
There are zero people on the street, platform, or train WHAT ARE THE POLICE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOU FROM
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Last night, the National Guard chased children who were out enjoying Halloween in Navy Yard.

There is no valid reason for armed soldiers to terrorize children like this. End Trump’s occupation of DC. National Guard out NOW.
Maybe we should have kept the analogies section from the antique SAT.

AI Essay : Human-written essay :: Plagiarism : ___________
Conservatives need to update their messaging. No, you probably won't get mugged. But there's a higher-than-you'd-think chance of having to commute next to an ostrich.
Evolution does strange things in restricted island environments.
(If they do not part, an ever-so-gentle bonking with the staff often persuades them to step aside.)
Our thoughts go with you on this quest. May the throngs part before you like the sea before Moses' staff as you seek sustenance.
I don't touch my own actual husband like that, in public
What'd they do to the sink to make it activate its camouflage reflex
Science can say whatever it wants, but we're going to get 5 visitors all night and then I'm going to have to eat the leftovers, so I'm buying what *I* like
He's an Empire officer from Star Wars (and she's cold 😅)