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World Ahead

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 6h

People absolutely reassign their tipping based on weather & 100 other uncontrollable factors. On vacation, you tip. But hunkered & scared in a hallway with no power is "not vacation", so vacation-style tipping not required. (And aren't employees lucky to get to shelter in such a nice hotel anyway?🙄)

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 8h

genuinely concerned that the author of that snippet may never have met an actual human with political beliefs to the left of Himmler

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 1d

You are correct
But also ... I've seen the aesthetic of that bathroom in exactly ONE middle-American bathroom, ever.
Even in their weird obsession with luring the "salt of the earth" conservatives of the middle class, they're still getting it wrong.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know who empowered them to assign homework, but we must find that person and end the reign of terror

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 1d

There are zero people on the street, platform, or train WHAT ARE THE POLICE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOU FROM

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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 2d

Last night, the National Guard chased children who were out enjoying Halloween in Navy Yard.

There is no valid reason for armed soldiers to terrorize children like this. End Trump’s occupation of DC. National Guard out NOW.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe we should have kept the analogies section from the antique SAT.

AI Essay : Human-written essay :: Plagiarism : ___________

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

Conservatives need to update their messaging. No, you probably won't get mugged. But there's a higher-than-you'd-think chance of having to commute next to an ostrich.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

Evolution does strange things in restricted island environments.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

(If they do not part, an ever-so-gentle bonking with the staff often persuades them to step aside.)

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

Our thoughts go with you on this quest. May the throngs part before you like the sea before Moses' staff as you seek sustenance.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

I don't touch my own actual husband like that, in public

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

What'd they do to the sink to make it activate its camouflage reflex

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

Science can say whatever it wants, but we're going to get 5 visitors all night and then I'm going to have to eat the leftovers, so I'm buying what *I* like

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

He's an Empire officer from Star Wars (and she's cold 😅)

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

As a millennial, I have planned ahead. I left my bad finances avocado toast to my kids in the will, so they should be set for life.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

"And by 'we,' we mean 'they'. Cut us some slack, you know we struggle with pronouns."

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 2d

Cops are prone to hypervigilance about fentanyl due to their severe career-induced allergy to it.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 3d

I guess I get how this worked the first time.
But now? YOU WERE THERE, SHARON. YOU BEGGED FOR CANDY IN 1987. HOW MANY DRUGS DID YOU EVER GET TRICK-OR-TREATING?

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 3d

Why are there no stars?

Go outside tonight. Bring your phone. Take a picture of anything at all, as long as you can see the sky behind it.
How many stars are in that photo? Did you kill the stars? Are you God? Try to get back inside before the crushing weight of this responsibility hits you.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 3d

Feed hungry people. Bring down a corrupt administration.

I think we could use some more of this sort of energy right about now.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 3d

The Thanksgiving planning document gets awakened for the year as soon as we finish the cake from my youngest's birthday. in mid-October.

Even if you make the exact same dishes every year, don't scrimp on the planning!

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 6d

Note 10) even GOD took more than a day to get things together ... Tues- Thursday is the big game

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not a lawyer and I didn't stay at a holiday inn express last night, but I do know how to shut my mouth if someone asks me about my federal indictment.

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 3d

Does he think he's actually a different person than the 45th President

World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 3d

The rich and powerful used to know better than to insult the court portraitist