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WulfHelm

@wulfhelm.bsky.social

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Bretwalda of the Angli. Generous host of the Mead Hall Lord of Wülferhampton. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · Mar 14

The sun will rise in the East tomorrow.

Your attendance is not required.

It would be nice if you were there though.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 4m

Today's spot the ball competition features Keflavic against Kopavogur in the Icelandic Devision One play-offs held on the 27th of September 2025

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h

Happy #NationalCurryWeek to all who observe.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h

Over temperature bake on.

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 4h

Good morning.

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Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · 1d

He was a good boy

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

I'm gender fluid.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

Odins bollocks but thank fuck I didn't hold my breath until some fucker picked up on the OH So Subtle hint THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE FUCKING POST!

Thick cunts.

The original beardy Bill⚓️ @beardybill1.bsky.social · 16h

No, I am the leader of Antifa!

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

Thanks.

That helps.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

Faceplates are fashionable now.

You live and learn.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

My left eye hasn't twitched since the Battle of Cynwit.

But thank you for highlighting my disability.

The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 16h

We know what you think. You get that twitch in you left eye as you flick through the profiles.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

M'Lady B has never seen it.

Episode one in particular should be an absolute laff.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

Methinks.......

The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 16h

You're the one that keeps mentioning Grindr.

Ain't that right @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social ?

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

I've seen this movie.

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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 16h

Big Wasabi is the name of a Japanese cell mate who ‘treats’ you right if you pick up his towel from the shower floor.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

Because someone didn't check the contents of the basket before pressing 'buy all', tonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @colken.bsky.social will be.....