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wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social
JW
@wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social
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ex-middle school teacher. sometimes a person. enjoys sunny walks on the beach and a houesboat's hifi stereo, having been raised on Playboy Magazines from 1977. would you like to talk about sprio agnew
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 1h
god
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 1h
emo philips helped me learn how to be funny. write self-contained jokes and deliver them with style.
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
ben folds is personal trash but this is the cutest and most relatable thing I've ever heard. "army" slays and i say that as a bassist. do "kate" next
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
having been perfectly fine but but not exceptional at a high stakes job, this is utterly relatable
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
sue storm clicks /like
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 2h
follow comics writer gail simone and make jokes the nazi boys wouldnt get. welcome to the better version.
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Prankenstein’s McGonster @pamcg.bsky.social · 4h
My favorite Protestants denomination anagram is “Presbyterians”=“Britney Spears”
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 3h
and they wont stop f%#^infg saying "6'7"

and they hate and fear women

and they stink of axe body spray

the hell have we done to boys
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 3h
my brother in christ
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 3h
my brother in christ
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 7h
relatable.
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 9h
one thing i like about your internet presence is that when i was a kid, you were the bangs-wearing hope of the rebellion against fascist horseshit, and it is very cool that you still are.

(/also the joker, which complicates matters, um)
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 9h
OH NO IT IS THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS dot meme
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 9h
(for sure, this is active aggressive fascism and somebody should point a bevy of ninja stars and hot shrapnel at stephen miller, just tryna make a wee lil innernet joke)
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 10h
oh, i got this answer

openly pedophile president
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 10h
you should write a television show about municipal decay
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 11h
dos modelos? naw dawg i need a shitty athletic ipa and a reason to live.
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 11h
oh boy, have i unlocked the shirtdown furlcast sobriety community

folks, i moved to _utah_
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 11h
thanks! everything is hard and life is a falling anvil. but we're doing the work
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 11h
i do this in weekly meeting with a bunch of us pretty relatably haggard strangers

one time i blew so hard on a breathalizer it freaked out like r2d2 getting shocked by jawas in the first movie

aint proud but responsible to say it aloud
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 11h
"Yawl"

/executes a traitor
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 11h
fetlife or letters to prisons is my advice
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 11h
as if this man could arch
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 12h
as if marxists are getting up early on a saturday. THIS IS WHY WE _HAVE_ SOCIALISM
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JW @wydwyrdbyrnstyn.bsky.social · 12h
"The Diaper Pokemon was my father's name; you can just call me D. Poke."
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