Matt
@xenomatt.bsky.social
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Scuba, nerdery, science, and what makes people tick. Expat Brit in Canada. Pics mine unless otherwise credited.
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xenomatt.bsky.social
A shortpouch pygmy pipefish (Acentronura breviperula), doing a very good job of pretending to be a stick. Pic from Anilao.

#MarineLife 🌿🐟
A small, wormlike fish. It is brown and holding itself straight to resemble a stick or the stalk of a plant. Its tail is curled around a piece of weed.

#Wildlife #Nature
xenomatt.bsky.social
I'd be interested to find out which one of them would be more offended by this, given how they feel about each other.
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xenomatt.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Eunice aphroditois in bathroom

(this is nothing to do with my profession, but I think it's suitably horrifying :)
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
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trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
xenomatt.bsky.social
In the absence of proof, I shall continue to believe that it's a rock with a tongue :)
xenomatt.bsky.social
It's good to get these reminders that there are still a lot of decent people in the US, given how relentlessly awful most of the news coming from there seems to be at the moment.
xenomatt.bsky.social
Just got around to listening... lots of fun! But I'm afraid the winner has to be "shrimposter syndrome" :)
xenomatt.bsky.social
World octopus day, you say? Very well, then... here is an octopus (possibly a male argonaut). No clue what the jellyfish is. The jellyfish is swimming down to try and get away from the bright flashing lights.
Pic from a blackwater dive in Balayan Bay, Anilao.

🦑🌿 #Invertebrates
A jellyfish, upside down because it's swimming downwards. On top of its bell is an octopus; it is translucent/white with some visible brown organs.

#Nature #Wildlife #Macro #WildlifePhotography #NaturePhotography #UnderwaterPhotography
xenomatt.bsky.social
Congrats on 300! TBQH I'm amazed you're still going... but I'm really enjoying them!
xenomatt.bsky.social
Machado has publicly called for assistance from the US/Trump. I can't help wondering how much assistance Trump will be willing to give someone who just snaffled the Nobel Prize he covets.

Pettiness and vengeance for a perceived slight will probably outweigh everything else, to Maduro's benefit.
xenomatt.bsky.social
My first thought was that it looks like some sort of carnivorous hippo, which is a truly terrifying idea.
bittelmethis.bsky.social
Shark peeps -- is this really a greenland shark? I'm reading that the bottom teeth are more interlocking, and the nose doesn't seem right either. Mislabled? 🧪🦑

animals.howstuffworks.com/fish/sharks/...
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whysharksmatter.bsky.social
Friends, please join me in welcoming the Manta Trust to Bluesky! They’ve left Twitter and are setting up shop here.

🧪🌎🦑🦈 #SciComm
mantatrust.bsky.social
Some of our ocean’s most iconic species are vanishing — whale sharks, oceanic whitetip sharks, manta and devil rays.

Join us in calling for action. Sign the petition today: only.one/act/cites-2025

#CITESCoP20 #SaveTheMantas
xenomatt.bsky.social
I had absolutely no idea that this happened!
rebeccarhelm.bsky.social
Many sea stars begin life as young fairy-like creature (called a brachiolaria) that float through the open ocean. Eventually, a small star forms within them (here in yellow). The fairy-like brachiolaria sinks under the star’s weight, and the star pops out!
🎥@the_story_of_a_biologist (on Insta)
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numb.comfortab.ly
Nobel Committee should just troll Trump, and give Obama a second Peace Prize.
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elienyc.bsky.social
Ubisoft: "Okay, so in this game you fight the Klan"
Marketers: "You can't sell that in America"
Ubisoft: "Why?"
Marketers: "Umm [gestures broadly]. The Klan fucking won?"
Ubisoft: "Merde."
Marketers: "Yeah, we've asked for the Statue back but they're being dicks about that too."
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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austsocfishbiol.bsky.social
📢 SARDI have #marine #jobs available:

🐟 Research Officer
🐟 Estuarine & Coastal Moorings National Data Lead
🐟 Estuarine & Coastal Moorings National Coordinator
🐟 Senior Research Scientist (x2)
🐟 Field Operations Manager
🐟 Senior Research Services Officer

🚨 16 Oct
👀 iworkfor.sa.gov.au
xenomatt.bsky.social
Chromodoris magnifica, Anilao. Many nudibranchs can absorb toxins or stinging cells from the things they eat, and repurpose them for their own defences. The bright colours are... fair warning :)

#MarineLife #Invertebrate #Nudibranch 🌿
A brightly-coloured sea slug. It has orange rhinopores and gills. The body is covered in black and blue stripes; there is a white marginal band with a yellow stripe in the middle. Its head is raised slightly off the coral its moving over

#Macro #UnderwaterPhotography #Wildlife #WildlfePhotography #Nature #NaturePhotography A brightly-coloured sea slug. It has orange rhinopores and gills. The body is covered in black and blue stripes; there is a white marginal band with a yellow stripe in the middle. It faces the camera and its head is raised so that the yellow mouth and tentacles are visible.

#Macro #UnderwaterPhotography #Wildlife #WildlfePhotography #Nature #NaturePhotography
xenomatt.bsky.social
What did they *do*? It must have been something pretty awful...
xenomatt.bsky.social
That's cool! Not sure if I have the energy to go back through my porcelain crab pics and see if they're the new species though :)
xenomatt.bsky.social
Pseudanthias squamipinnis, Anilao. Its common name might be a lyretail anthias, or a scalefin anthias, or a sea goldie, depending on who you ask. But whatever they're called, they're always good to hang out with on the reef tops at the end of a dive.

#MarineLife 🐟🌿
A small colourful fish. Its body is orange, becoming purple-tinged towards the head and pale towards the tail. It has a prominent purple blotch at the base of its light purple pelvic fin and a purple tale with a dark margin. The erect dorsal fin has a yellow stripe at the base of the front part, a red stripe running into a black spot at the top of the rear half, and a long yellow spine rising from the front. There are plate corals in the background.

#UnderwaterPhotography #WildlifePhotography #NaturePhotography #Nature #Wildlife
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stephaniecarvin.bsky.social
These new outfits are a mistake.

BRING BACK THE SANTA OUTFITS!