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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨ Everything is Sprizzy ✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 5h

Frenchie’s Angels to the rescue…
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A poster for the original 1970s Charlie’s Angels. The faces of the original actresses have been covered by badly photoshopped faces of Black Pete (Matt Maher), Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) and Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). In the bottom left is a star with the face of Farrah Fawcett covered by that of Fang (David Fane).

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 9h

Starting you all off with a classic… can you do any better/worse?
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A bad photoshop of the distracted boyfriend meme, with a topless Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) as the distraction. Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad) is the boyfriend and Black Pete (Matt Maher) is the girlfriend, but he’s looking just as interested as Lucius. Who can blame him, tbh. It’s a very Bad Photoshop but hey, that’s the whole point!

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 9h

Good morning/afternoon/evening (delete as applicable)! Today is Bad Photoshop Day… let’s see your photoshopped situations for Izzy, Lucius and Pete 🤩
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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 8d

Well, we promised you an example of what we want for Bad Photoshop Day next Sunday… and here it is. Can you find a more unlikely situation and combine it with worse photoshop skills? Have a go with us on Sunday 12th!
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#sprizzywithextrapete

A scene from the classic film Singin’ in the Rain featuring Donald O’Connor, Debbie Reynolds and Gene Kelly dancing. The two men wear grey suits and white shirts, and Debbie is in a blue dress. They’re mid-tap dance. Over their heads have been (badly) photoshopped the faces of Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad), Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) and Black Pete (Matt Maher). Izzy’s face is from a screenshot of the Oooh Daddy scene #sorrynotsorry

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Rusty 🦄 Everything is Sprizzy 🪷 @rustythetrain.bsky.social · 1d

Luckily for Pete there are other things besides boardgames that he quite skilled at 😏

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Rusty 🦄 Everything is Sprizzy 🪷 @rustythetrain.bsky.social · 1d

Pete wants to play some very detailed and difficult games, hyping them up as 'the best game ever', and telling the others how much he loves it, and how he used to play it 'all the time'. Izzy doesn't really care much, but he'll play along. Lucius is just there for the snacks.

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

And one more prompt for this Sprizzy Saturday…
GAME NIGHT!
What do they play, what are they like as winners/losers, what do they bring to the table. Canon Pete doesn’t much like losing… but what about Izzy and Lucius?
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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

And one more prompt for this Sprizzy Saturday…
GAME NIGHT!
What do they play, what are they like as winners/losers, what do they bring to the table. Canon Pete doesn’t much like losing… but what about Izzy and Lucius?
#whittlinhands #whittlinhandsweekend

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Rusty 🦄 Everything is Sprizzy 🪷 @rustythetrain.bsky.social · 1d

One time Lucius was tasked with dessert, and they ended up with a tub of ice cream and a bottle of chocolate sauce. Which was fine, but Pete didn’t ask him for help again. The sauce ended up in the bedroom...and Izzy had to throw away the sheets the next day.

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

😂👏🏼😂

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better gay than dead @bettergaythandead.bsky.social · 1d

The crew had to stop Izzy from making any savory dishes because they were over-salted :(

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better gay than dead @bettergaythandead.bsky.social · 1d

Lucius does not ✨make✨ anything and it’s bonkers that anyone expected him to. He’s got drinks covered tho!! Pete ends up making like, four kinds of dips because every recipe he vaguely remembers from childhood is a casserole. Izzy makes dessert, he’s got a few standards to appease Ed’s sweet tooth!

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Rusty 🦄 Everything is Sprizzy 🪷 @rustythetrain.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes they'll host large parties with all their friends, but just as often it is just the three of them. Izzy pretends he thinks it’s a hassle, but whenever Pete mentions some new dish he'd like to try, Izzy will start looking for wine options. While groaning and complaining about it ofc.

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Sprizzy Nation! Today’s Whittlin’ Hands Weekend fun is going to be prompts and (hopefully!) some skyfics as a result. So to kick things off, let’s start with:
ICE CREAM!
(dairy, lactose free or plant-based)
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

an ice cream cone with sprinkles and the words " ice cream time " below it

Alt: A gif of an ice cream cone with white ice cream, multicoloured sprinkles and the words "ice cream time" below it

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Playing to all their strengths! And I’m sure their guests appreciate all that effort 🥰

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Rusty 🦄 Everything is Sprizzy 🪷 @rustythetrain.bsky.social · 1d

Pete does the cooking, which he is really good at. He makes elaborate dishes, plates them beautifully, and loves to talk about ingredients, recipes, the history of the food etc. Izzy gets the wine, finds what pairs well with what Pete is serving, and Lucius.. he dresses cute and chooses the music.

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Another prompt!
DINNER PARTIES: which of the three of them does what? Who makes/brings what? Do they love it/hate it? And who are they inviting 👀
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Another prompt!
DINNER PARTIES: which of the three of them does what? Who makes/brings what? Do they love it/hate it? And who are they inviting 👀
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

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Violet Smith @violetsmith.bsky.social · 1d

So Lucius's contribution is lounging around in an extremely skimpy french maid outfit while Pete organises craft supplies and Izzy cleans the ever loving shit out of things. He occasionally tickles whichever of them is closest with his ornate feather duster.

a woman in a maid costume is holding a duster and the words all the cleaning are behind her

ALT: a woman in a maid costume is holding a duster and the words all the cleaning are behind her

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Violet Smith @violetsmith.bsky.social · 1d

No but yes. Because Izzy and Pete are both all over this, in very different ways, and Lucius HATES it. Just the thought of doing all that work brings him out in actual hives.

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone fancy another little prompt? How about
SPRING CLEAN… IN OCTOBER!
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

two men looking out of a window with one making a funny face

Alt: Black Pete (Matt Maher) and Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). They’re sat next to each other leaning against a railing on the Revenge. In the gif, Pete looks shocked and Lucius is wincing and leaning his face into Pete’s arm in despair

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh, fun for everyone 🥳

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Three pumpkins in a trenchcoat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 1d

Pete has been trying to get Lucius to sort out his art supplies with little success, now he’s bring in Izzy as reinforcement.

Instead of getting rid of things he doesn’t use Lucius ends up sketching Izzy and Pete having sex.

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone fancy another little prompt? How about
SPRING CLEAN… IN OCTOBER!
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

two men looking out of a window with one making a funny face

Alt: Black Pete (Matt Maher) and Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). They’re sat next to each other leaning against a railing on the Revenge. In the gif, Pete looks shocked and Lucius is wincing and leaning his face into Pete’s arm in despair

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone fancy another little prompt? How about
SPRING CLEAN… IN OCTOBER!
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

two men looking out of a window with one making a funny face

Alt: Black Pete (Matt Maher) and Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). They’re sat next to each other leaning against a railing on the Revenge. In the gif, Pete looks shocked and Lucius is wincing and leaning his face into Pete’s arm in despair

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I think that’s a given! Lucius is not going to pass up such an excellent opportunity

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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨ Everything is Sprizzy ✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 1d

The old charity shop had stood empty for months, and Lucius has totally stopped noticing it on his walk to work. Until the day workmen move in and scaffolding goes up. Of course, then he’s got all sorts of interesting sights to take in
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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Sprizzy Nation! Today’s Whittlin’ Hands Weekend fun is going to be prompts and (hopefully!) some skyfics as a result. So to kick things off, let’s start with:
ICE CREAM!
(dairy, lactose free or plant-based)
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

an ice cream cone with sprinkles and the words " ice cream time " below it

Alt: A gif of an ice cream cone with white ice cream, multicoloured sprinkles and the words "ice cream time" below it

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Lucius has an interesting encounter… and then another one 👀
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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1d

"Fuck off!" Lucius yelled as the seagull swooped down to snatch his ice cream from his hand. Lucius tried to turn away from the bird, and oh God, why were they so *loud*? And so *big*??

Go to the seaside, Frenchie had said. It's relaxing, Frenchie had said.

Frenchie was full of shit, clearly.

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

And we’ll add SEAGULL now. Who wants to combine the two?
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#whittlinhandsweekend

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

And we’ll add SEAGULL now. Who wants to combine the two?
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Sprizzy Nation! Today’s Whittlin’ Hands Weekend fun is going to be prompts and (hopefully!) some skyfics as a result. So to kick things off, let’s start with:
ICE CREAM!
(dairy, lactose free or plant-based)
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

an ice cream cone with sprinkles and the words " ice cream time " below it

Alt: A gif of an ice cream cone with white ice cream, multicoloured sprinkles and the words "ice cream time" below it

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Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Sprizzy Nation! Today’s Whittlin’ Hands Weekend fun is going to be prompts and (hopefully!) some skyfics as a result. So to kick things off, let’s start with:
ICE CREAM!
(dairy, lactose free or plant-based)
#whittlinhands
#whittlinhandsweekend

an ice cream cone with sprinkles and the words " ice cream time " below it

Alt: A gif of an ice cream cone with white ice cream, multicoloured sprinkles and the words "ice cream time" below it

media.tenor.com

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