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🍐 40 disabled, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
House MD medical malpractice brainrot since 2005
Ineffable idiots 😇😈
Parent to 7 Izzy’s
Full time Izzy canyon resident
Steddyhands truther
ilikepears on ao3/ discord
Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko
No minors 🔞 no antis. No AI 🚫
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🕯️🕯️Con & Samba cooking class 🕯️🕯️
a close up of a purple and blue curtain with a light shining through it .
Alt: a close up of a purple and blue curtain with a light shining through it Cookie monster enters from the right.
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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the freaks and perverts in your life are worth far more than most people realize
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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This is what Stede is thinking in the murder shack.
I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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I'm opening a service making custom plushie order. making design, and contact with factory also sending it to you.
if you interested in, please check my kofi
or dm to my kofi before order it
ko-fi.com/c/225a81cc2e
custom plushie order service
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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Damn look at those legs
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Hmmm delicious oxides yum yum
February 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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🌹Happy Valentine's Day!💖
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day! #OFMDollsFashion prompts drop on Monday 💖
February 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Happy Val-entine's Day!

#ConONeill #ValPearson #BBCUncle

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February 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Happy Val-entine's Day!

#ConONeill #ValPearson #BBCUncle

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February 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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For Valentine's Day Izzy's husbands (and I) decided to spoil him with breakfast in bed. Many complaints were grumbled before he got back into bed.

(Gift for a very lovely human bean)
#ofmd #izzyhands
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Would it be a sin (if I can't help falling in love with you?)

Look at that, one of the first digital paintings i did, back in 2018. Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day ♥️

#ineffablehusbands #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens #fanart
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day and Good Omens 3 release date! ❤️‍🔥
Can't wait to see these two together again 🥹
#GoodOmens
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Happy valentines day… and happy WE FINALLY HAVE A RELEASE DATE #goodomens3 #goodomens #ineffablehusbands
February 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Иззи в душе романтик, просто я не могу это доказать ~

#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #illustration #ofmdfanart #israelhands #izzy #izzyhands #art
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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#IneffableFamFeb - Showing off the baby bump + maternity clothes.

Ash's maternity clothes 95% consist of Francis' regular ones - As they should‼️
#GoodGardenerAU
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYYY

#steddyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Сердце: Стид.
Его созвездие - Малая Медведица. Содержит в себе Полярную звезду, которую еще иногда называют Прикол-звезда, ведь она всегда указывает на север и становится неким таким колышком (приколом). Одна из немногих звезд, которую можно разглядеть на рассвете (так же как и Сириус).
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Душа: Эдвард.
Его созвездие - Большой Пес. Созвездие содержит самую яркую звезду небосвода - Сириус. А глаза - зеркало души, поэтому эта звезда расположена на глазу Эда.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Пост красивых витражей ~

Каждому созвездию в этом трио прикладывается "базовая характеристика персонажа" - разум, душа, сердце - в моем виденьи.

#stedebonnet #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #illustration #ofmdfanart #edwardteach #israelhands #izzy #izzyhands #art
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Разум: Иззи.
Созвездие: Единорог. Созвездие расположено рядом с созвездием БольшогоПса и не содержит ярких звезд.
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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sometimes self care is spending 6-20 hours a week in bed making up fictional scenarios in your head
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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"Happy Valentine's Day, you filthy animals!"
February 14, 2026 at 12:13 PM