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⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul

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"All the people under Heaven likened him to the three other wicked ones, and called him Gluttony." - MDNI with NSFW

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⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · Jan 11

𝕭𝖎é 𝖃ī 𝕭𝖔
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖞
𝕿𝖆𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊
𝕹𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖜 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋

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⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 18m

He thinks Sloth is cute in general. However, he thinks that Sloth is cutest when he becomes a girl to save energy. He calls it the cute form or the Meimei form.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 20m

Is it like a fatigue state? Like when you turn into your cute form?

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 8h

Yes but he also gets punished for it~ when he overworks Heaven turns him into a kid or something, I don’t know. Both he and I hate it when he turns into a kid but it’s worse for him than for me.

Plus it’s ANNOYING work. Not his definition of “fun work”.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

He likes working. It’s like sex to him.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 21m

was you.”

He nibbles on some of the food and looks at him. Then he puts his bowl down.

“Gege, I know it’s silly and selfish, but I don’t want you to go. A thousand years is so long. If we could at least write letters to each other maybe I could be ok…”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 21m

“My life has had a lot of loss,” he nods slowly and holds up his bowl. “It’s really true, Gege. I never knew what it felt like to like someone romantically until I met you in our mortal trial. Outside of my Baba and The Sins, in both of my lives, the only person who was kind to me just to be kind

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 26m

[He pulls out his phone and shows him a picture.]

Look at this! This is the first time Uncle Yichen held A-Mei.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 33m

He blushes.

“Gege, let’s get out of here. This is our first visit to the modern world together, isn’t it? Let’s go have fun!”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 2h

They’re so upset! I’ve never seen them so hurt. I should leave them alone for now, but I’ll check on Fuqin later.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 5h

The concert already ended anyway! This is fun!

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 5h

Poor Uncle Yan. His concert became a drama.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 2h

“Maybe I just think you can make anything look good,” he’s twirling his hair.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 5h

Poor Uncle Yan. His concert became a drama.

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⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 6h

“It’s their father! I would be really hurt if Fuqin stopped talking to me…”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 6h

Uncle… you should let us take you around the modern realm! For some reason, I think you’d like taking pictures.

死神 [𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡] @noircelestial.bsky.social · 7h

Nephew. How can an inanimate object be smart?

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 7h

Ah, he’s not used to stuff like this! Wait until we get him a smartphone!

[He sips the fizzy soda, but shakes his head]

I don’t know. It’s just not the same without the normal sugar.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 6h

“Don’t mind him. I like the hat! It’s bold!”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 6h

// angry syrup! Cute!

𝔖𝔦𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔏𝔲𝔰𝔱 | LùTáo 露桃 @foxenchantress.bsky.social · 6h

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She took a sip from his offered cup. Her face scrunched up as the bubbly sensation filled her mouth.

"Why is your syrup angry-"
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⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 6h

All of my uncles are angry. Is it my fault…?

[hugging Sloth for comfort]

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 7h

// This is funny to me because I’m trying so hard to reduce my sugar intake, but after looking at the labels of almost everything else I like to drink, I’ve come to the conclusion that I might as well just drink the damn Diet Dr. Pepper

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 7h

Ah, he’s not used to stuff like this! Wait until we get him a smartphone!

[He sips the fizzy soda, but shakes his head]

I don’t know. It’s just not the same without the normal sugar.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 7h

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See? Told you!

(Faces the cup towards his gege instead)

死神 [𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡] @noircelestial.bsky.social · 7h

That is absurd. How can a drink make one faint?

(He takes the cup and sips from the second straw before jerking his head backwards and covering his mouth)

W-what was that?!

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 7h

Didi, you didn’t bring any for us?

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 8h

And it was the greatest idea I’ve ever had too!

Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

It’s still soda, but with some sugar product that he convinced mortals to invent so he can still have sweet things.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 7h

Is it really abuse though? He’s Sloth. The whole point of his Sin is making life easy.

死神 [𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡] @noircelestial.bsky.social · 8h

Does belphegor tend to abuse his power for trivial things like this?

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

It’s still soda, but with some sugar product that he convinced mortals to invent so he can still have sweet things.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 7h

I like the hat! Come sit by me!

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

He likes working. It’s like sex to him.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 8h

Diligence knows all of my inventions cause they’re all threats and are capable of giving him a workload twenty times worse than what it already is!

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 17d

Didi never told me what invention 678 is…

😔

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

It’s still soda, but with some sugar product that he convinced mortals to invent so he can still have sweet things.

死神 [𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡] @noircelestial.bsky.social · 8h

He said something about a “Coke Zero” I have no idea what that means.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, I’ll take his soda when he comes back. He shouldn’t be drinking that.

Anyway, this is exciting! I didn’t know Uncle Yan was a performer!

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

“…Didi…you’re in too deep!” He’s like when a cop goes undercover as a drug dealer and really starts to live the life.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

“They ARE weird! They took a book that a demon baby wrote with crayons as doctrine…”. He gently pats Sloth’s head. “Didi, I think you’re working too hard to control what your believers…you know… believe. Some people write about me that I eat shit and that I’m a fly. It’s horrible…”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

That’s acceptable.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8h

too much. So I was raised by a Belphegor. She didn’t lock me away to isolate me. She locked out everyone who wanted to hurt me. But… she died…in my arms…”