⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul
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"All the people under Heaven likened him to the three other wicked ones, and called him Gluttony." - MDNI with NSFW
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𝕭𝖎é 𝖃ī 𝕭𝖔
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖞
𝕿𝖆𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊
𝕹𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖜 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋
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“Did they at least wear the silly hats?” His poor Didi. He really took this so seriously. “Maybe you should also write a book.”
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Mm. That’s why he made Xue Yang so mad.

[He grabs Sloth’s hand]

Didi, I remember everything. Some of it was really so awful. But I remember how much I admired you. Funny how that’s stayed the same.
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thousand years, I was taken care of by a Belphegor. Most of the time, it was just me and her, but… she at least washed my back. I guess she didn’t mind because I was still pretty much a baby. Maybe about ten in human years.”
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“My maternal parent is Ba’al,” he pauses to smile and give a word of thanks for the cup. Maybe just calm conversation where they talk about themselves might actually go somewhere, so he continues. “I’ve had servants for most of my life, but I did live in isolation for a little while. For a
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// Sloth just gave Gluttony the most Wei Wuxian tier love advice and I’m here for it 🤣
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Yeah… I’m still trying to understand that…

Let’s go drink and fuck.
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He can be mean to anyone he wants as long as it’s not me!
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He covers his mouth to hide his laughing. His beloved, chaotic didi always brings life to days that would otherwise be dull.

“Did you give them Taohua’s book?”
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and pours tea for Ren first. His upbringing is very ingrained in him, so he can’t help but act like an obedient didi, even though he wants to be a lover instead.
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He wasn’t sleeping. Just sulking. Ren was sure stubborn, but he’d known that. Still, he realizes now that he gave Ren the upper hand by making it known that the Angel was the Ge. He sure eased right into telling Xi Bo what to do!

“Ge, don’t you have servants back home?”

He slides into place
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He threw a vase at me, and it was really accurate!
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Luckily, all my Didi gets into is accidentally turning himself into a duck and arguing with theologians about himself…
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Yes. My brother and my uncle were once Wei Wuxian and now they’re two different demons, so…
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To be the Virtue of Kindness, Ren Gege is sure mean…
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“YOU suck, Gege!” He pouts and goes to his room. He’s in a mood now, so he’ll try to seduce him later.
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“I don’t,” he answers with a little pout. “So now I have a dirty back because Gege wouldn’t help me.”
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“It’s the one part of you that you can’t wash by yourself,” he answers with a big smile. “Plus, it feels nice having someone wash your back. Relaxing.”
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“They’re making you separate boring food with no meat,” he says as he flops into a chair. “Do you want me to wash your back?”
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He sighs and pulls on his outer robe.

“Fiiine, I’ll go ask.”

He steps out to go request vegetarian dishes. On the way, he plots a little. Gege is naked right now! There must be some way to benefit from this.

He knocks when he returns and calls, “Gege! I’m back!”
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“But Gege, they’re going to bring us dinner,” he pouts. “I’ll go into my room and won’t peek. Don’t make me go back outside! It defeats the point of bathing!”
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This is going to take a while. He’s got really thick hair.

“Gege, I’ll comb your hair after your bath.”
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It can’t be helped. Xi Bo is a pampered prince, after all.

He comes over and sits down with a little smile.
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“I’m done,” he sighs and pouts a little. “Gege, will you comb my hair?”
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“Mean Gege…” he grumbles and sinks into the water.
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“I’m naked ~ “ he practically sings even though he’s getting in the bath. “Gege will you wash my back.”