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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · Jan 12

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERES 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULDNT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL.

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 4h

“…..” his tiny goldfish yet genius brain caught up.

“You’re talking about Jeremiel. Ah. I know. That’s cause his heart is barely an angel heart.”

Belphegor is a natural medic. Basically x-ray vision.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 4h

but I’ve never tried to craft an angelic organ before. I know how to because I had to learn how to make demonic ones when I was dying. It’s the same thing but completely reversed and takes much much longer.”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 4h

There was a giant question mark on his head before he rubs his chin.

“You’d have to craft an entirely new angel heart. It’s very tedious. It requires hmmm..” he holds his hand up and lists a few things until he’s up to twenty fingers.

“Thirty ingredients. I’ve made organs before—

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 4h

He looks at the other curiously.

“Hmmmm. Yes. But it’s for my own benefit more than anything else. Are you interested in learning, gege?”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 4h

He practically pulls them into one of the booth seats and looks at the other with sparkly eyes.

“Questions?”

The most… overwhelming thing about sloth is how nosy and curious he is.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 4h

“Questions! Well, you came to the right person! I might have answers!” He excitedly tugs the other out and down the street to his favorite boba tea shop.

“I’m pre diabetic and this place has the best iced teas!”

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 4h

“Tea? I’d love to! Since we’re related in sin, can I call you gege?” He grins, naive self slowly being won over by the second.

Though sloth was still sharp. One wrong move and he will start being irreversibly skeptical.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 6h

“Yes. I think you like him! Do you think so?”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

So you like him?

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

For him it’s by force! For me it’s by choice.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

He gasps and places a palm against his forehead with a frown.

“Good thing I’m a pretty good medic. Where does it hurt?? You’re not dying right?!”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

See. And you wonder why a demon is the one comforting you instead of your brothers? Sounds like you don’t even let them. Do you think you have the ability to actually sulk if you never reached out first and tell them how you feel?

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Then why don’t you… you know… reach out? Ever stop to wonder if they don’t reach out cause they think you hate em or something?

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

What do I gotta talk to him for?

(He sticks a cigarette between his lips and faces the box to Azazel, offering him one)

I smell your sorrow. I’m a demon. What’s up?

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

What’re you mumbling about to yourself?

(He was walking back from the concert when he saw the angel pacing around and waves a hand at him)

Azazel! Long time no see!

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“You can take as many naps as you want? I sleep a lot cause I’m sloth. I just mean you’re not gonna die. So we’re gonna see each other often!”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“You have eternity with us~ you’ll believe it eventually, meimei”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Tosses an arm around her shoulders with a grin.

“Still sad about your mortal life? Don’t worry. You have brothers that love you dearly now, meimei”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“Ahhhh no no. He definitely respects me and my expertise. He’s just bluffing!” He also waves his hand with a fit of laughter.
“Aiyo! He still throws around furniture? What a scary guy. Good thing i only run into him in the ancient mortal realm!”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“Guess your Xiao-di can also hate me as well! My fault I contributed to muting his grace!”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

He bellows in laughter and wiggles a finger clearly bonding with his brother he hasn’t met yet (sadly probably according to Lucifer’s plan)

“The electricity was allllll me~”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

The concert already ended anyway! This is fun!

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 1d

Poor Uncle Yan. His concert became a drama.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

He gasps and basically hops to the other in excitement.

“Finally! Another one of my siblings who prefer the modern world! I also do my best work here!” He motions around.

“What do you think? All this technology? All of this brain rot? It’s all my doing!” His eyes sparkle.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Hugs his waist from behind and whispers.

“You look nice in black.”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“FYI, I’m the one with the mental disorders” he chimes in, pushes his glasses up and nods at the other.

“Pleased to meet you, Pride gege. You’ve been gone for long, yes?”