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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 17h

I'm an adult, I promise. But it's been almost a solid week now of me laughing every time I think of this.

#BIGTURDFOOTBALL #Big10 #CollegeFootball #big10saturday

Screengrab of college football streaming on peacock. The studio background should read as "B1G SATURDAY peacock" but instead appears as "B1G TURD peacock" due to the standing position of the commentators.

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 17h

Honestly, between the troll shit, fans who actually behave like that, & parasocial relationships idk how y'all do it. 🫣

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 1d

I'm crying, imagine having your Broadway dream come true while seeing all the joy your creative baby brings into the world. I needed this today. Huge congrats to Vivienne, the cast, and the entire Hellaverse team.

Heartspooked Hell-Bat 🔞🎃 @lostboy1977.bsky.social · 2d

A HUGE standing ovation for Vivienne Medrano at the Majestic Theater!!

The girl who dreamed of Broadway all of her life is finally having her moment. Her own creation has its own, dedicated performance on BROADWAY. Viv's tears of joy in this clip says it ALL! 🥹😭🫶

#HazbinHotel #HazbinOnBroadway

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 2d

This dude's toes are doing well. Fractures should heal up on their own and no medical declaw needed for the foreseeable future. He's still a dummy though. 💫

Brown and white tabby cat with light green eyes and a pink nose.

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so happy for you guys, congrats!

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 2d

Break a leg! Excited for y'all!

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 4d

New single out just on time for #spookyseason

#bustinmakesmefeelgood #theroughcustomers #ska #skapunk #ghostbusters #toomanyhorns #cincinnati #lexington #supportlocalmusic

Ghostbusters

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Karen Dippity 🐾 🌵 🎀 🐸✌🏻 @karendippity.bsky.social · 9d

Ihop after chores 🐸

A frog with a vacuum with the words "Me doing my stupid little tasks as the world crumbles".

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 9d

Super late for #caterday cause this big dummy got in a fight with a typewriter at 3am and we spent all Saturday at the emergency vet with broken toes.

He declawed himself on one toe & will likely need a medical declaw on another. 🙃 Officially our most expensive kid at $1K and counting...

Brown and white tabby cat with green eyes laying on his back on the carpeted floor over photographer's feet. His front paws are tucked together over his chest and his tail is tucked between his legs and over his belly. Each back leg is wrapped in bright orange bandages up to the hip.

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♱ I Wish I Could Eat Your Sun 🔞♱ @unchained-hound.bsky.social · 12d

Shotout to Hazbin for having the first Bury Your Straights

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Oct 1

there are like 5 crises that are all accelerating at once in America now, but a fun game to play is to pick one and say the other four are just the media's way of distracting us from the one you picked

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 13d

And they were roommates.

A tabby cat and an orange cat facing each other. The orange cat has his tongue out, mid lick, cleaning the tabby cat's face.

A tabby cat and orange cat facing each other. The orange cat has his eyes closed and the tabby cat has an arm extended, ready to smack the orange cat's head.

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 15d

Ms. Dolly, you have all sorts of people praying & sending strength/hope/good vibes/well wishes your way. You're one of the last sparks of joy we have left in this dark time.

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 15d

I'm not the praying sort & I know when it's someone's time it's time. However with the way this year has gone, if something happens to the Angel that is Dolly Parton that will be the last straw and I will absolutely crash the fuck out.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 15d

Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.

Verified Facebook post by Freida Parton. The caption reads:

“Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She’s strong, she’s loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she’s going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you! ❤️”

Below the caption is a photo of Dolly Parton standing outdoors in front of lush green ivy, hands clasped in prayer, wearing a shiny silver outfit with lace-trimmed sleeves, her signature blonde hair styled in soft curls, looking upward serenely.

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 19d

Guys, it's cool, he only picked Blake up wholly and applied him like a solid cologne.

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 22d

We're halfway through this week...

Closeup of a sleeping grey and white tabby cat with a small portion of his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 22d

Okay @bsky.app I am not in Ohio but your app thinks I am. I don't want to submit my location just to verify I'm not beholden to the age verification laws of a state I am NOT a resident of. I imagine a lot of users feel the same way due to current events. What's the solution here?

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MetaTheTrifox @metalatias.bsky.social · 24d

I know it's easy to confuse because the dads with issues also have sucky dads so they likely have daddy issues as well but that's not the main issue unlike in daddy issues which also does have dads with issues

✨💖🍭Rukan 🍭💖✨✨✨ @rukanrukan.bsky.social · 25d

the difference between Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel

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Human Rights Watch @hrw.org · 26d

Repression of free speech is no laughing matter.

Comedians performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which falls during the seventh anniversary of Jamal Khashoggi’s brutal murder, should use their platform to defend free speech in Saudi Arabia.

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 28d

To spin off of this, learning the Time Warp from my mom at the age of two turned me pan.

Brendan Hay @bhay.bsky.social · 29d

We all mock the Tylenol/Autism connection, but my mom watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show while pregnant did turn me bi.

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 29d

Bless this house #SaintFuckass

White prayer candle with a picture of Moxxie from Helluva Boss dressed as an angel, labeled "Saint Fuckass"

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · 29d

Jokes on them, I take 1mg B9 daily and I'm still autistic as fuck.

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · Sep 22

Ta-da!

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · Sep 22

Hi, it's 10:12pm Sunday night, September 21, 2025. I'm predicting the "breakthrough" autism announcement that is apparently the biggest in the medical history of our country will involve:

Tylenol use during pregnancy, folinic acid deficiency, MTHFR gene mutation, & childhood vaccinations.

BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · Sep 22

Look at this bigboy marg

A clay pot holding roughly 2 gallons of margarita with an adult hand in front for size reference (the marg is bigger by far)

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BG @yarnageddon.bsky.social · Sep 22

I, for one, cannot wait for this rapture to happen so the rest of us can go back to living our lives.

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