BG
@yarnageddon.bsky.social
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My joints go out more than I do 🦓🧶🪴 Surviving Out Of Spite. INGREDIENTS: 3% shame, 10% anxiety, 69% self-depreciating humor (nice), 18% meme.
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Super late for #caterday cause this big dummy got in a fight with a typewriter at 3am and we spent all Saturday at the emergency vet with broken toes.

He declawed himself on one toe & will likely need a medical declaw on another. 🙃 Officially our most expensive kid at $1K and counting...
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Shotout to Hazbin for having the first Bury Your Straights
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there are like 5 crises that are all accelerating at once in America now, but a fun game to play is to pick one and say the other four are just the media's way of distracting us from the one you picked
And they were roommates.
Ms. Dolly, you have all sorts of people praying & sending strength/hope/good vibes/well wishes your way. You're one of the last sparks of joy we have left in this dark time.
I'm not the praying sort & I know when it's someone's time it's time. However with the way this year has gone, if something happens to the Angel that is Dolly Parton that will be the last straw and I will absolutely crash the fuck out.
Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.
Guys, it's cool, he only picked Blake up wholly and applied him like a solid cologne.
We're halfway through this week...
Okay @bsky.app I am not in Ohio but your app thinks I am. I don't want to submit my location just to verify I'm not beholden to the age verification laws of a state I am NOT a resident of. I imagine a lot of users feel the same way due to current events. What's the solution here?
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I know it's easy to confuse because the dads with issues also have sucky dads so they likely have daddy issues as well but that's not the main issue unlike in daddy issues which also does have dads with issues
the difference between Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel
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Repression of free speech is no laughing matter.

Comedians performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which falls during the seventh anniversary of Jamal Khashoggi’s brutal murder, should use their platform to defend free speech in Saudi Arabia.
To spin off of this, learning the Time Warp from my mom at the age of two turned me pan.
We all mock the Tylenol/Autism connection, but my mom watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show while pregnant did turn me bi.
Jokes on them, I take 1mg B9 daily and I'm still autistic as fuck.
Ta-da!
Hi, it's 10:12pm Sunday night, September 21, 2025. I'm predicting the "breakthrough" autism announcement that is apparently the biggest in the medical history of our country will involve:

Tylenol use during pregnancy, folinic acid deficiency, MTHFR gene mutation, & childhood vaccinations.
Look at this bigboy marg
I, for one, cannot wait for this rapture to happen so the rest of us can go back to living our lives.
TLDR I miss real, evidence based science being used to better everyone's lives and health.
Cause these are the trendy crunchy buzzwords right now. Everything is caused by a MTHFR mutation. Leucovorin/folinic acid is superior because it's the natural B9. Vaccines cause all our ailments. Big pharma's coming to get us. The only real childbirth is a natural childbirth & suffering is the point
Hi, it's 10:12pm Sunday night, September 21, 2025. I'm predicting the "breakthrough" autism announcement that is apparently the biggest in the medical history of our country will involve:

Tylenol use during pregnancy, folinic acid deficiency, MTHFR gene mutation, & childhood vaccinations.
Dirty mirror selfie
Y'all I'm tired.