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My joints go out more than I do
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Surviving Out Of Spite.
INGREDIENTS: 3% shame, 10% anxiety, 69% self-depreciating humor (nice), 18% meme.
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Some Fredosleeps for #caterday
Photo of a sleeping brown and white tabby cat curled up on his side in a tight circle. Close-up photo of a sleeping brown and white tabby cat with his nose covered by an arm. Photo of a brown and white tabby cat curled up sleeping on a small child's lap.
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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#HelluvaBoss season 1 soundtrack just came in. It's so pretty!
Front vinyl sleeve is silver with a red and black picture of characters in each corner, shaped as blood splatters. From upper left clockwise: Blitzø, Luna (covered in this photo by a purchase sticker), Stolas, and Millie and Moxxie. The center reads "Original Series Soundtrack, Helluva Boss (stylized logo), Season One" Photo of the actual vinyl record. Center label is black with Blitzø's mark in red. The vinyl is red with white splatter around the edges and black streaking circling the center. Photo of the inner sleeve- collage of all Helluva Boss season 1 characters.
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Dressed as mom's boyfriend for #thanksgiving this year
Photo of two women and a man all wearing white t-shirts and khaki pants. The women are wearing bald caps to match the man's shaved head, and one woman has painted a beard on her face.
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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ATTENTION! The following is a very important message. Please grant your full attention to the articles below:

#caturday #notcaturday #blep #melm #catsofbluesky #kitties
Closeup of a brown and white tabby cat happily drooling with the tip of his tongue sticking out of his mouth. Closeup of the profile of an orange tabby cat with his tongue sticking out. Closeup of a brown and white tabby drooling (he does this when happy). Extreme warped closeup of an orange tabby cat's mouth with his tongue sticking out.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Beautiful! 😍
Front of the Hazbin Hotel Season 2 soundtrack vinyl record sleeve is a stylized picture of Charlie, Alastor, Sera, Emily, Valentino, Velvette, And Vox over the Hazbin Hotel logo and raised hands with a background of Pentagram City and Vee Tower. Sleeve reads "Prime video original series soundtrack, Hazbin Hotel Season Two." Interior sleeve of the Hazbin Hotel Season 2 soundtrack vinyl record is a close-up of Vox's face. The Hazbin Hotel Season 2 vinyl record is a translucent cherry red with an opaque white splatter. The label has the Hazbin Hotel logo and reads "Hazbin Hotel Season Two (Prime Video Original Series Soundtrack) Side A" followed by additional registry info and various affiliated logos. The Hazbin Hotel Season 2 vinyl record is a translucent cherry red with an opaque white splatter. The label has the VoxTek logo and reads "Hazbin Hotel Season Two (Prime Video Original Series Soundtrack) Side B" followed by additional registry info and various affiliated logos.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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New #Lexington show just dropped. SKANKIN

#TheRoughCustomers #AlexKasznelAndTheBoardOfDirectors #Showgum #GreenLanternBar #MusiciansOfBluesky #Ska #SkaPunk #Punk #LocalMusic #LocalShows #SupportLocal #LexingtonKY #TooManyHorns
Show poster reads "The Rough Customers, Alex Kasznel & The Board of Directors, Showgum, 12/14 at Green Lantern, $10, 21+, Punk rock is your friend"
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Ladies, Gentlemen, & Thems, I present to you my next crochet project:

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2spoilers #crochet #hookersofbluesky
Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel wearing a pink turtleneck sweater and absolutely covered in rubber ducks.
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Halloween at Fenrir with my sisters as Urðr, Verðandi, and Skul.

#halloween2025 #halloween #spookyseason #fenrirvikingfest #kyrenfaire #vikings #norsemythology #thenorns #fate
Three women dressed in dresses and cloaks, all holding crossed hands. The first is in all white with a crown and belt of bones. Her face is painted with black stripes running over each eye and down her neck and from her mouth over her chin and down her neck, with a white rune on the bridge of her nose. The second wears a small black diadem, green cloak, white shirt with black sleeves, red skirt, and braided leather belt. Her face is painted with black across her eyes and stripes down each cheek to her jaw and from her mouth down her chin, with a white rune on one cheek and black rune on the other. The third is in all black, with a fur cloak, leather bracers and belt, and large rams horns in her hair. Her face is painted with black across her eyes and white stripe running across her face over her nose, with a white rune on her forehead. Her eyes are solid white from specialty contacts. Three women dressed in dresses and cloaks, all holding hands. The first is in all white with a crown and belt of bones. Her face is painted with black stripes running over each eye and down her neck and from her mouth over her chin and down her neck, with a white rune on the bridge of her nose. The second wears a small black diadem, green cloak, white shirt with black sleeves, red skirt, and braided leather belt. Her face is painted with black across her eyes and stripes down each cheek to her jaw and from her mouth down her chin, with a white rune on one cheek and black rune on the other. The third is in all black, with a fur cloak, leather bracers and belt, and large rams horns in her hair. Her face is painted with black across her eyes and a white stripe running across her face over her nose, with a white rune on her forehead. Her eyes are solid white from specialty contacts.
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I'm an adult, I promise. But it's been almost a solid week now of me laughing every time I think of this.

#BIGTURDFOOTBALL #Big10 #CollegeFootball #big10saturday
Screengrab of college football streaming on peacock. The studio background should read as "B1G SATURDAY peacock" but instead appears as "B1G TURD peacock" due to the standing position of the commentators.
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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This dude's toes are doing well. Fractures should heal up on their own and no medical declaw needed for the foreseeable future. He's still a dummy though. 💫
Brown and white tabby cat with light green eyes and a pink nose.
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Super late for #caterday cause this big dummy got in a fight with a typewriter at 3am and we spent all Saturday at the emergency vet with broken toes.

He declawed himself on one toe & will likely need a medical declaw on another. 🙃 Officially our most expensive kid at $1K and counting...
Brown and white tabby cat with green eyes laying on his back on the carpeted floor over photographer's feet. His front paws are tucked together over his chest and his tail is tucked between his legs and over his belly. Each back leg is wrapped in bright orange bandages up to the hip.
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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And they were roommates.
A tabby cat and an orange cat facing each other. The orange cat has his tongue out, mid lick, cleaning the tabby cat's face. A tabby cat and orange cat facing each other. The orange cat has his eyes closed and the tabby cat has an arm extended, ready to smack the orange cat's head.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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We're halfway through this week...
Closeup of a sleeping grey and white tabby cat with a small portion of his tongue sticking out of his mouth.
October 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Bless this house #SaintFuckass
White prayer candle with a picture of Moxxie from Helluva Boss dressed as an angel, labeled "Saint Fuckass"
September 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Look at this bigboy marg
A clay pot holding roughly 2 gallons of margarita with an adult hand in front for size reference (the marg is bigger by far)
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Dirty mirror selfie
September 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Get your honks in.

#theroughcustomers #mrscientist #whiskeybrisket #belmontbilliards #ska #skapunk #toomanyhorns #supportlocalmusicians #thingstodo #bands #dayton #cincinnati #lexington #ohio #kentucky
Flyer reads: Ska Punk Pool at Belmont Billiards. The Rough Customers (Lexington Ska Punk), Mr Scientist (CinDay Ska Punk), Whiskey Brisket (Dayton Ska). Friday September 19th 2025. 820 Watervliet Ave Dayton, OH $5 ATD 7:30 Doors 8PM Show Start.
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The closer I get to fall the more I feel like myself.
Photo of a woman with shoulder length brown hair and hazel eyes smiling at the camera.
September 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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A very important message from our sponsors:
Close up of a sleeping brown, white and orange tabby cat with a pink nose. The cat's mouth is slightly open with his tongue sticking out
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Nope, no braincell today either
August 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Super rare blep today
Picture of a brown and white tabby cat with light green eyes and a dark pink nose. A small bit of his tongue is poking out of his mouth as a "blep"
August 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Late for #caturday but just look at this dumb shit.
Please, someone, anyone, let him borrow the brain cell just one time.
Close-up of a buff-colored orange cat's face. His large tongue is flopped out of his mouth.
July 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Look how beautiful 🥹
Inner sideview of the Heelys Slider Rider. The high-top sneaker has white laces, black eyestay and toe cap, and a thick white midsole. There is an orange heel tab, orange tab along the upper, and orange top eyelet. The upper is solid black with a pattern of sliders, fries, drink cups, pickles slices, and food bags in blue. The tongue is designed to look like a cheese slider. "Craver" is embroidered on the quarter in white and there is a single blue wheel in the outer sole. Outer sideview of the Heelys Slider Rider. The high-top sneaker has white laces, black eyestay with an orange fabric tag attached that reads "Heelys" in white, black toe cap, and a thick white midsole. There is an orange heel tab, orange tab along the upper that reads "follow your crave" in white, and orange top eyelet. The upper is solid black with a pattern of sliders, fries, drink cups, pickles slices, and food bags in blue. The tongue is designed to look like a cheese slider. An embroidered White Castle logo is attached to the quarter and a rubber "follow your crave" logo is attached through an eyelet by a small silver ball chain. Front view of the Heelys Slider Rider. The high-top sneaker has white laces, black eyestay and toe cap, and orange top eyelet. The upper is solid black with a pattern of sliders, fries, drink cups, pickles slices, and food bags in blue. The tongue is designed to look like a cheese slider.
July 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The spouse got me a gift.
This counts as a mobility aide, right?
A photo of a Heelys shoe box for the limited edition White Castle Slider Riders The box is designed to look like a White Castle Crave Case.
July 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM