Ygrene
@ygrene.bsky.social
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ygrene.bsky.social
me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks

waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks
ygrene.bsky.social
be safe out there!
ygrene.bsky.social
good morning to you
ygrene.bsky.social
good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
ygrene.bsky.social
you are generous to say that and thank you! due to this, my posts are now available at any pharmacy in the Cold & Congestion section.

for you, you really know how to make a guy smile- is that what poopsmithing is all about?
ygrene.bsky.social
so far it’s excellent and i hope yours is too. you have an amazing hat!!
ygrene.bsky.social
well let’s celebrate you never having an issue for so long and then let’s immediately celebrate that it’s over. good for you in opening up to say there was an issue and it affected you- keep yourself safe!
ygrene.bsky.social
and that means a lot to me, coming from you! i’ve always admired you as a father, veteran, someone who has done work on themselves, a champion advocate for your children and others, the list goes on. you’re one of the very good ones *hand shake*
ygrene.bsky.social
good morning Rob and nice to see you! and i in turn give you the survivor nod as well. i admire your ability to meet the day, in the face of adversity, and move forward with confidence and integrity. you’re stronger than you know and if you ever want to chat 🙂
ygrene.bsky.social
supplies have lasted and your patience, which is a tremendous quality, is now being rewarded.

you appear to be a lover and sharer of life, finding happiness in the day to day and embracing it. plus, a really swell top hat 🙂
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xzigalia.bsky.social
Standing in front of the microwave holding my spoon expectantly. Soon I shall devour the microwave.
ygrene.bsky.social
the collar is lovely and it goes well with your resistance, which is very striking
ygrene.bsky.social
nope, right on time! which is a tribute to your punctuality and thoughtfulness

also i saw your picture this week in a TSA group chat and the text underneath it said "watch out for this badass"
ygrene.bsky.social
one of my oldest mutuals! the compliment to you is for being very lol when everything else is wtf
ygrene.bsky.social
holy shit that periodic table donor art you did is amazing. 10/10 i had to show the wife!
ygrene.bsky.social
you are good at giving compliments 😉
ygrene.bsky.social
i have never met anyone who is as good as you at so many words that end in "ate"
ygrene.bsky.social
one of a kind, truly different... compliments for sure but i'm just not positive what the exact right words are to describe you
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anna-molly.bsky.social
Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying
ygrene.bsky.social
the one thing i can't get over is how your opinions are always better than everyone else. it's unexplainable! i take one of your opinions and make it my own but then, somehow, your exact same opinion is still better. i give up
ygrene.bsky.social
i don't know what else there is to say about one of the top sugar free root beer likers around except that he's been a swell guy for years and one of top joke telling potatoes i have ever seen
ygrene.bsky.social
you are very polite and i honestly don't know anyone who knows Richmond food better than you. a legend in her own time!
ygrene.bsky.social
my most sincere compliments for being a long term anti-elon liker and additional compliments on your username "lrignwolc"
ygrene.bsky.social
first i must compliment you on your patience while waiting for this! secondly, i commend you on your ability to look at a chocolate chip and also a raisin and know exactly who the villain is