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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 4h

Need…to…guard…Tiny…but…so sweepy…

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 4h

I missed my grandma so palpably today I almost cried.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

God I love the Dodgers

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Smalls likes pumpkin spice stuff (his favorite dessert is pumpkin pie) so we made pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls and pumpkin magic cake today.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

The worst thing possible has happened:

Tiny has requested that I take him to get a “short boy haircut so I don’t look like a girl anymore.” 😭😭😭😭

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Spoopy Panda

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Nope

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

No way he’s a dick

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Roddy I think is just a TAD overdone, but otherwise I love it.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Update: Smalls ate 1/3 of a Crunchwrap. 🙄 Bigs ate all of it. Tiny had an adult sized burrito.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

One thing Tiny is gonna be on my ass about is seasonal decor.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

I also found some Halloween cups at the store so hopefully he finds this adequate decoration.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Smalls:………..Well, Tiny is very smart, so I’m sure he knows what he’s doing.

Me: Indeed. So leave the leaf alone.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Smalls: Mom, why is there a leaf in your car?

Me: Tiny felt that we did not adequately decorate the house for Halloween or fall, so he found a big ass leaf at school and thought it was important to put in my backseat pocket to decorate the car.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com

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This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never turned the new canister vacuum in front of Panda and she instinctively knows it’s a vacuum and is trying to attack it

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Salt and pepper Ovechkin 😍

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Smalls: Can you make me a chalupa?

Me: SIR

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Anyways, I made a test version for them to split for after school snack and they approved. (I lowkey burned myself getting this photo).

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Do you guys want tacos or burritos for dinner?

Smalls: Can you make a Crunchwrap? But with no tomatoes or sour cream.

Me: 😑

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

I need like a grocery store beverage case to keep all my condiments in. That’s half the problem.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

I have a mini fridge in the living room (from when my fridge/freezer was under repair) but the kids use it for their drinks and bottled water.

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

I really miss having a garage fridge

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Make him get wedding earrings made 😈

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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 1d

Rainy day in SoCal.

Panda: Sprints around and then fully SPLOOTS on the wet ground.

Kobe: I hate everything. I poop inside.

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