Yooltide Joy
@yooty.bsky.social
Your favorite Internet raccoon. 🦝
Caught red handed trying to tip toe out on another adventure.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Caught red handed trying to tip toe out on another adventure.
Panda woke up Bigs at 430am and pestered him to be fed in the middle of the night. Like a cat. 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Panda woke up Bigs at 430am and pestered him to be fed in the middle of the night. Like a cat. 🙄
What fool beliiiiiiiiieves
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What fool beliiiiiiiiieves
Happy holidays from the potatoes.
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Happy holidays from the potatoes.
I finally got one of those pet vacuum grooming things despite Panda HATING vacuums. It is admittedly incredibly effective, but Panda indeed HATES all vacuums and brushing her while keeping her from attacking the canister was a JOURNEY.
vacuums.is
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I finally got one of those pet vacuum grooming things despite Panda HATING vacuums. It is admittedly incredibly effective, but Panda indeed HATES all vacuums and brushing her while keeping her from attacking the canister was a JOURNEY.
I was wearing my Antisocial Mom’s Social Club sweatshirt and Bigs looks at it for a second and is like “that is very true.” 😂
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I was wearing my Antisocial Mom’s Social Club sweatshirt and Bigs looks at it for a second and is like “that is very true.” 😂
Today has been a day and it’s only 3pm
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Today has been a day and it’s only 3pm
It’s wild what happens when people go through life under the assumption that every stranger is a threat and not their neighbor.
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s wild what happens when people go through life under the assumption that every stranger is a threat and not their neighbor.
Sorry, I’m posting this late - we finished our week 4 donation for November.
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sorry, I’m posting this late - we finished our week 4 donation for November.
It’s better this way.
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s better this way.
I am not enjoying this new iOS update.
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am not enjoying this new iOS update.
This is so specific and I am attackt
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is so specific and I am attackt
Decisions women make out of survival.
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Decisions women make out of survival.
Exhausted after this week, but we got to see the Guncles for dinner and lots of Korean food. Kids and dogs are dropped off. Huzzah.
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Exhausted after this week, but we got to see the Guncles for dinner and lots of Korean food. Kids and dogs are dropped off. Huzzah.
I’m convinced the new Pantone color for 2026 is to try and stimulate the economy bc there’s gonna be white stuff everywhere and everyone is going to stain TF out of it and need to constantly clean, repair, or replace everything they buy in that color.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m convinced the new Pantone color for 2026 is to try and stimulate the economy bc there’s gonna be white stuff everywhere and everyone is going to stain TF out of it and need to constantly clean, repair, or replace everything they buy in that color.
Smalls: “Mom, you nailed this Panda Garden.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Smalls: “Mom, you nailed this Panda Garden.”
We have seen a lot of progress in Smalls’ food aversion issues this year through gradual food-chaining!
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We have seen a lot of progress in Smalls’ food aversion issues this year through gradual food-chaining!
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Okay, wow. But it wasn’t like it hurt my feelings or anything. Not at all. I was used to this. Completely used to it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Okay, wow. But it wasn’t like it hurt my feelings or anything. Not at all. I was used to this. Completely used to it.
Just trying to work a full time job, care for my passel of kids and dogs, and try to come up with Christmas shit.
a woman laying on the ground with the words workin ' moms written on the bottom
ALT: a woman laying on the ground with the words workin ' moms written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just trying to work a full time job, care for my passel of kids and dogs, and try to come up with Christmas shit.
I need y’all to understand CEOs are not equipped to run the federal government. The goals and motivations are completely different from corporations and both require different skill sets. IDGAF what Palantir or anyone else’s CEO says or thinks about how the fed should be run.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I need y’all to understand CEOs are not equipped to run the federal government. The goals and motivations are completely different from corporations and both require different skill sets. IDGAF what Palantir or anyone else’s CEO says or thinks about how the fed should be run.
I know Tiny is the Supreme Dear Leader, but I didn’t know it entailed getting tributes from classmates of full size remote control monster trucks on a random Wednesday???
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I know Tiny is the Supreme Dear Leader, but I didn’t know it entailed getting tributes from classmates of full size remote control monster trucks on a random Wednesday???
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Smalls got pasta for dinner and I said we are having Panda Garden tonight and he said “no, it’s Pandera Bread.” 😂
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Smalls got pasta for dinner and I said we are having Panda Garden tonight and he said “no, it’s Pandera Bread.” 😂