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IT'S ELLEN TIME!

@yotedragon.bsky.social

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · Jul 15

Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 15h

*pops balloon with pointy triangle*

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 16h

Underwear that turns you into a pokemon

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 16h

coyote ear

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Banana Dog™️ @furison.bsky.social · 1d

Did someone say "banana"?

A yellow and green balloon dog suit holding a giant banana

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · Jul 13

Diogenes' Kentucky Fried Man Bits: they're finger lickin good

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · Jul 13

Think about Diogenes with a bucket of KFC and shouting "Behold! Kentucky Fried Man Bits!".

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 17h

Are you feeling creaturely yet Mr. Krabs?

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 17h

I think carnival rides mostly make me experience derealization more than give me an adrenaline rush for some reason.

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 17h

so cute!

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 17h

omg bnnuy! *pets*

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 17h

I should visit the petting zoo *logs on*

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 22h

the coyote creature

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 22h

cyberscrunk

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Millie(let) says FREE PALESTINE @gyro.bsky.social · 23h

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 23h

a redneck disguise that is a hat that says "fishin'" on it and a t shirt that says 'football'

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 23h

yes

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

a subgenre of coyote called coyote which is like coyote but with more coyote and less coyote

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

a deep sea octopoops

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

lewd!

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

soft fluffy furries

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

It's raining yinglets

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 1d

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 1d

outside wolf

A scanned image of a sketchpage. The early life cycle of a wolf is depicted in drawings and text: "Take a wolf." [a quadrupedal wolf.] "Make him bipedal." [He is standing on two plantigrade legs.] "Dress him in clothes from the department store." [He wears pants and a rugby shirt, one leg propped up on a small box.] "Give him a 20 year long interdisciplinary education." [He is seen as a high school math student, looking at a wall clock while using a graphing calculator. As a college student, timing the movement of a film development can. As a graduate student, looking at mortarboards being tossed in the air.] "He is now ready to go outside!" [He is once again on all fours, albeit still in bidepal form, wearing kneepads and a harness which reads "MASTER'S DEGREE- OK TO PET."

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

ass high to a knee hopper

IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

more coyotes coming up right after these messages

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 1d

coyotes