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Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here 👨‍❤️‍👨 @c3nric.bsky.social

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1m

one time I kissed the dentist's fingers after he took me tooth out (I had zero painkillers because my mum thought I would die if I got them)

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

what a diva

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 3h

I got so caught up in watching silence of the lambs unhhh-ified that this snuck past me, he steals more than the british museum 😭

Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 3h

A mushroom-sniffing pig that's also a serial killer

Truffalo Bill

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 4h

A bovine master of magnetism

Moo-gneto.

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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 15h

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family."

cenobites from hellraiser standing in black leather robes

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

Do circumcised people have phantom foreskin pain

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to be honest...I don't even think she has beautiful gowns

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to eat pickles but I pull them out of the jar and I feel like gollum eating raw fish

Just letting yous know x

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I forgot a comma in there ahahahahaha

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

"you're way more boring compared to your online presence" i'm an alcoholic god bless x

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

"oh I'd like X-Men done in a normal situation" Misfits is right there

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

idk that much about music legality but I pointed this out and everyone said that i didn't understand samples. fair i do not

it's still incredibly funny how holywood undead's beat is used for drag (the worst type of people I mean, not the band)

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

still think it's very funny a drag race queen did her rap thing over the beat of a Hollywood Undead thing

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 1d

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

i love being in control of the BG3 saves because this is so unhelpful

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

what a diva

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

that's so mad that I did that to myself for like zero money

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

some of yous haven't stitched a wound together and then carried on walking another 10 miles

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

some of yous haven't stitched a wound together and then carried on walking another 10 miles

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

no drinking alcohol is not a guarantee of cleansing a wound grow up

be real

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

really need to meet up with some gay clubs in stockholm

they always go to sleep dead early x

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/es9-P1SOeHU?...

still thinking

SOPHIE — Faceshopping (Official Video)

YouTube video by SOPHIE

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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 2d

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2d

how's this?

An edit of the "You are not immune to propaganda" Garfield meme that now reads "You are not immune to bara tiddies"

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 2d

Edgar Allan Poe themed erotica novel, The Clit and the Pendulous Balls

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