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Dan 💙💜💖
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here
👨‍❤️‍👨 @c3nric.bsky.social
my scouse queeeeeen
can't stop think about this video since my bf sent it me
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
thinking about her
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
how it feels trying to defend Hans Capon to my bf and my sister (he is a cunt but he's MY cunt)
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
just thinking about how my dad (a biracial man) was a neonazi

Maria nothing was going on up there huh lmao
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
we really need to start making more porn directed by women it's a lot hotter (straight-wise, watched a woman-directed gay porn scene it wasn't it I'm sorry I tried to jerk)

Also I think we should include psychological and/or cosmic horror in porn
January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
imagine if god gave us updates on his war against hell like status report diva I want to know if we should have you in the backlines or healing
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
actually no he got off on humiliation, hope that nasty little faggot is doing bad x
thinking about that Greek guy who got off on me calling him a faggot, hope he's doing well x
January 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Anyway and another thing, Shadow Magic belongs to the Illusion school in Elder Scrolls lore because it's about manipulating possible realities it shouldn't be Destruction 🗣️📣
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
If I had enough money and enough thinness I would commission a cosplay person to make me a male Morrigan from Dragon Age costume like I'd look so cunty like this
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
oh they was gooning
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Love how my sister (who doesn't particularly like the game) after playing a couple hours of Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 was like "yeah this should've won RPG of the year" WE GOT ANOTHER ONE GALS
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
thinking about that Greek guy who got off on me calling him a faggot, hope he's doing well x
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Keep trying to give my cock body dysmorphia but it's just too fat 😔
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
they were just haters for the love of the game. and also gay
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
doing a magic ritual with another woman is more lesbian than having sex with a woman like
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Showed this to my sister www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Iuc...
CupcakKe - One of My Bedbugs Ate My P***y (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by cupcakKe
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
man in the swedish airport shop was so rude for like zero reason like I can see the moustache and the fisting tattoo faggot I thought we would communicate but you're cursed with being swedish so whatever
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I don't get why sun=man and woman=moon like if anything the sun is a woman cause she gives life and man is the moon because he's only pretty sometimes
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We need more woman supports LGBT rights and a gay male couple and then eventually becomes a lesbian, it's time x

Fujoshi'd too close to the sun
January 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
just started reading the bible, not really feeling this God character
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You, a fool: thinking that the deep old ones refers to the ocean
Me, a scholar: it's in reference to deep fat frying
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Katherine when she finds out about Hans and Henry
youtu.be/hu_XwnAiMXg?...
CupcakKe - LGBT
YouTube video by cupcakKe
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
still thinking about how Northern Rail expected me to wait 2 hours in the rain after cancelling the train I was meant to get

I completely legally boarded a train going to liverpool and was shitting bricks about getting asked for a ticket x
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
remembering the time I made @c3nric.bsky.social watch Sophie's Faceshopping
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Trans woman that makes cunty music but also knows about magic, Ayesha Esoterica
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM