Dan 💙💜💖
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here
👨❤️👨 @c3nric.bsky.social
👨❤️👨 @c3nric.bsky.social
I'd be cranking my shit when the executioners axe comes down on my head in 1520 England ngl
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'd be cranking my shit when the executioners axe comes down on my head in 1520 England ngl
Rihanna song about industry-related skin injury: We were degloved in a hopeless place
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Rihanna song about industry-related skin injury: We were degloved in a hopeless place
So I started banging blood mage vampire Theresa May...
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So I started banging blood mage vampire Theresa May...
the first cavewoman to have twins must've been like TWO??
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the first cavewoman to have twins must've been like TWO??
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Was Cain and Abel the first Wincest?
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Was Cain and Abel the first Wincest?
I think to market religion to the next generation they need a yaoi rewrite of religious texts
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think to market religion to the next generation they need a yaoi rewrite of religious texts
do you think people in ancient greece spoke about athens the way people from New York speak about it?
"there's no where else like it in the world! You can buy food from a shop!"
"there's no where else like it in the world! You can buy food from a shop!"
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
do you think people in ancient greece spoke about athens the way people from New York speak about it?
"there's no where else like it in the world! You can buy food from a shop!"
"there's no where else like it in the world! You can buy food from a shop!"
do you think chalk outline manufacturers celebrate whenever there's a serial killer on the loose like "YES! I can send my kids to uni now"
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
do you think chalk outline manufacturers celebrate whenever there's a serial killer on the loose like "YES! I can send my kids to uni now"
OH he wants me badddd
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
OH he wants me badddd
So I got Dommed by a hot goth woman (who spat in my mouth apparently) and then Dommed a daddy warrior poet biker and left bruises on him
The bisexual agenda continues x
The bisexual agenda continues x
I know I'm like a couple centuries older than him but DADDY
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So I got Dommed by a hot goth woman (who spat in my mouth apparently) and then Dommed a daddy warrior poet biker and left bruises on him
The bisexual agenda continues x
The bisexual agenda continues x
I know I'm like a couple centuries older than him but DADDY
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I know I'm like a couple centuries older than him but DADDY
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I blame @youareaprogram.bsky.social for my brain deciding on this name.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I blame @youareaprogram.bsky.social for my brain deciding on this name.
Nosferatu Pups? I mean I suppose it is set in Seattle...
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Nosferatu Pups? I mean I suppose it is set in Seattle...
me: I think I'd be a good vampiric mafia boss. Like Big Ang but with blood magic
@c3nric.bsky.social rudely: now babe I love you but no you wouldn't
Anyone else been betrayed? 🥲
@c3nric.bsky.social rudely: now babe I love you but no you wouldn't
Anyone else been betrayed? 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
me: I think I'd be a good vampiric mafia boss. Like Big Ang but with blood magic
@c3nric.bsky.social rudely: now babe I love you but no you wouldn't
Anyone else been betrayed? 🥲
@c3nric.bsky.social rudely: now babe I love you but no you wouldn't
Anyone else been betrayed? 🥲
FINALLY convinced @c3nric.bsky.social to play Kingdom Come Deliverance, the bisexual bohemian propaganda continues xoxo
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
FINALLY convinced @c3nric.bsky.social to play Kingdom Come Deliverance, the bisexual bohemian propaganda continues xoxo
never picked a dialogue option so fast
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
never picked a dialogue option so fast
of course the big muscly dude is a british cigarette, need him x
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
of course the big muscly dude is a british cigarette, need him x
I love this little nosferatu f slur, campy little grotesque man x
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I love this little nosferatu f slur, campy little grotesque man x
Everyone in this game is so PUSSS
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Everyone in this game is so PUSSS
Im serving goth vampire witch (from the future)
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Im serving goth vampire witch (from the future)
Trying VTMB2 out (plus Czech/Prague mention? I can't escape KCD2 if I tried lol)
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Trying VTMB2 out (plus Czech/Prague mention? I can't escape KCD2 if I tried lol)
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Gaylord Slowcum
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Gaylord Slowcum
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900