Dan 💙💜💖
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here
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listen I'm a scientist I'm asking the real questions
@youareaprogram.bsky.social just coined the term "cock tartar"
"what if they had go to like a cock dentist to get their foreskin all cleaned out"
"what if they had go to like a cock dentist to get their foreskin all cleaned out"
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
listen I'm a scientist I'm asking the real questions
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Girls Aloud throwing someone into a dungeon which you can only get out through the ceiling: Something Kinda Ou(bliette)
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Girls Aloud throwing someone into a dungeon which you can only get out through the ceiling: Something Kinda Ou(bliette)
Occult crime thriller starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis: Thelema and Louise
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Occult crime thriller starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis: Thelema and Louise
i don't want to be rude but charlie cox getting nominated for best performance over tom mckay is criminal like...
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i don't want to be rude but charlie cox getting nominated for best performance over tom mckay is criminal like...
I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter
Netflix Christmas movie actress who solely wields a warhammer, Vanessa Bludgeons
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Netflix Christmas movie actress who solely wields a warhammer, Vanessa Bludgeons
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@youareaprogram.bsky.social always knows how to cheer me up 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@youareaprogram.bsky.social always knows how to cheer me up 🥰
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"I'm goin Bjork!" - Danny Phantom if he was half Bjork instead of half ghost
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"I'm goin Bjork!" - Danny Phantom if he was half Bjork instead of half ghost
Jet fuel can't melt Rocco Steele beams
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Jet fuel can't melt Rocco Steele beams
jesus fucking christ these people are sick
"I know you're fleeing war (that we help fund/participate in) but can yous just put all your goods in this bag real quick"
Fucking ghouls
"I know you're fleeing war (that we help fund/participate in) but can yous just put all your goods in this bag real quick"
Fucking ghouls
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
jesus fucking christ these people are sick
"I know you're fleeing war (that we help fund/participate in) but can yous just put all your goods in this bag real quick"
Fucking ghouls
"I know you're fleeing war (that we help fund/participate in) but can yous just put all your goods in this bag real quick"
Fucking ghouls
Girls Aloud throwing someone into a dungeon which you can only get out through the ceiling: Something Kinda Ou(bliette)
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Girls Aloud throwing someone into a dungeon which you can only get out through the ceiling: Something Kinda Ou(bliette)
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July 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
labour really insistent on doing 🌹Fascism but Red this time🌹, i hate this fucking country aaaaaaa
Praying people with a drop of conscience finally fucking wake up and just go green it's legit the only way to get these creatures out and keep them out
Praying people with a drop of conscience finally fucking wake up and just go green it's legit the only way to get these creatures out and keep them out
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
labour really insistent on doing 🌹Fascism but Red this time🌹, i hate this fucking country aaaaaaa
Praying people with a drop of conscience finally fucking wake up and just go green it's legit the only way to get these creatures out and keep them out
Praying people with a drop of conscience finally fucking wake up and just go green it's legit the only way to get these creatures out and keep them out
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don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances
Goody Proctologist
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Goody Proctologist
Goody Proctor Strange
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Goody Proctor Strange
I didn't "go into a year and a half long depressive period where I lost contact with friends and family" I Gone Girl-ed myself x
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I didn't "go into a year and a half long depressive period where I lost contact with friends and family" I Gone Girl-ed myself x
idc if he's working for the big bad of alan wake 2, he's so cute I can change him (make him worse) x
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
idc if he's working for the big bad of alan wake 2, he's so cute I can change him (make him worse) x
i dont care if he's evil I WANT him
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i dont care if he's evil I WANT him
one thing that proper makes me laugh about transphobic people (because they are only worthy of ridicule) is like testosterone = man estrogen = woman
maria those are chemicals - everyone needs them
maria those are chemicals - everyone needs them
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
one thing that proper makes me laugh about transphobic people (because they are only worthy of ridicule) is like testosterone = man estrogen = woman
maria those are chemicals - everyone needs them
maria those are chemicals - everyone needs them
I feel like every piece of art is an essay on how the artist views the world- it says something even in the absence of saying
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I feel like every piece of art is an essay on how the artist views the world- it says something even in the absence of saying
thank god @jygglypuffdaddy.bsky.social finally acknowledges how he tried to kill me that one time, 24.03
Flat walls? Pay-walled content? All in one city?
You're ruining gaming by buying and enjoying this game???
Every Pokémon Legends Z-A Controversy is stupid, and I've made a video talking about all of them!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs3f...
You're ruining gaming by buying and enjoying this game???
Every Pokémon Legends Z-A Controversy is stupid, and I've made a video talking about all of them!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs3f...
Every Pokémon Legends Z-A Controversy Is Stupid | Flat Walls? $70? Pay-Walled Content? One City?
YouTube video by Jygglypuffdaddy
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
thank god @jygglypuffdaddy.bsky.social finally acknowledges how he tried to kill me that one time, 24.03
imagine like a reverse billy elliot for the current age
a boy brought up in a gay household and he's like no. I have to spread my wings and fly. I have to become...a fortnite streamer
a boy brought up in a gay household and he's like no. I have to spread my wings and fly. I have to become...a fortnite streamer
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
imagine like a reverse billy elliot for the current age
a boy brought up in a gay household and he's like no. I have to spread my wings and fly. I have to become...a fortnite streamer
a boy brought up in a gay household and he's like no. I have to spread my wings and fly. I have to become...a fortnite streamer
two actresses i won't hear anything bad about 1) krysten ritter 2) rosamund pike
they've done so much for gay society (me)
they've done so much for gay society (me)
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
two actresses i won't hear anything bad about 1) krysten ritter 2) rosamund pike
they've done so much for gay society (me)
they've done so much for gay society (me)