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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 54m

evasive!!!!!

Gray cat with yellow eyes standing at the ready and looking at the camera his tail is like “?”

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 1h

demanding my cat reveal how he got to be so little, was it a curse? a wish? an accident?

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2h

ok well i am choosing to believe you nailed it

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2h

is this what that movie is about i haven’t seen it yet

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 17h

cannot wait to have a car again so I can do my own shopping I simply do not believe the store was out of all soups

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 17h

:(

Instacart chat screenshot:

• Your shopper refunded Signature Cafe Soup,
Tomato Basil Bisque.
Signature Cafe Soup, Tomato Basil Bisque and your replacement choice are unavailable.

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 18h

dropped below 70 and now i demand soup

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 21h

we love a rainy day don’t we folks

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 1d

i also do not think he is going to heaven tbqh

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 1d

Brother are we on the same fence

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 1d

I can not wait to see the fucken stars again dude

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 1d

whelp, this floor isn't going to lie on itself

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2d

i also made these doctor who themed cookies for a premier, probably when capaldi started?

Some round sugar cookies decorated like space, swirls of colors and stars on a field of black. Some round sugar cookies with uuuuhhhh I guess time lord writing on them. No recollection of what they say. But the cookies are blues and purples and the writing is gold. And some square cookies that look like the tardis

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2d

ok now i’m just sharing sugar cookies. i made these for a friend’s grandma who is a lace-maker

Six round sugar cookies decorated in pinks and blues and grays and each with a lace motif in white. Some are flowers some have sprinkles like beads

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2d

although these anatomical hearts give them a run for their money. a heart surgeon said i did a good job

Heart shaped sugar cookie with an anatomical heart painted on in icing. It’s modeled after an old textbook so lots of browns and desaturated colors. Also some texture

Four of those hearts as previously described

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2d

since it’s october, check out these Halloween Tree cookies i made a dozen years ago. maybe my best work

Square sugar cookie with brown scraggly trees atop a swirling blue background and pumpkins hanging from the trees. One of them is a jack-o-lantern

Another brown tree over a swirling blue background and a jack-o-lantern is hanging from a branch in front of a stylized moon in the background

Four square sugar cookies all decorated alike as previously described. I mean there are variations like some have moons and some are just normal pumpkins without faces but you get the idea

Four square sugar cookies each decorated in honor of one of the main characters of The Halloween Trees, like their Halloween costumes I mean. Top left: purple cookie with yellow stars (like the witch’s cloak). Top right: a multi-tiered brown cookie like layered fur pelts (like the monster costume). Bottom left: a green skeleton on a field of black (you guessed it - like the skeleton costume). Bottom right: strips of cloth on a field of black (like the mummy costume)

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2d

melted cheese is so important

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2d

This is absolutely normal and in fact warm, I keep mine at 63 if I can help it (no a/c so really just in winter) and have a special basket of blankets for guests

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 2d

they should invent a cat who can refill my wine glass

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 3d

literally cannot hear the number 76 without thinking of trombones

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 3d

they should turn the internet off at night like we used to do with tv

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 3d

Cottonelle babEY blue or purple package (purple is nicer imo)

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 18d

computer should only be BIG it should not be small. small computer bad

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 3d

SCARY VOICE ON THE PHONE: Do you like scary movies???

ME, MATTER OF FACTLY: Yes.

SCARY VOICE ON THE PHONE: What's your favorite scary movie???

ME: John Carpenter's The Thing.

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 3d

watched a scary movie and had popcorn for breakfast, day drank, and now i’m exfoliating with my cat sleeping next to me. is this a perfect day??

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