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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 7h

Cottonelle babEY blue or purple package (purple is nicer imo)

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 14d

computer should only be BIG it should not be small. small computer bad

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 10h

SCARY VOICE ON THE PHONE: Do you like scary movies???

ME, MATTER OF FACTLY: Yes.

SCARY VOICE ON THE PHONE: What's your favorite scary movie???

ME: John Carpenter's The Thing.

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 8h

watched a scary movie and had popcorn for breakfast, day drank, and now i’m exfoliating with my cat sleeping next to me. is this a perfect day??

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 11h

she kind?

kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 18h

hell yeah

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 1d

took my knitting to a pool party and now it smells like sunscreen :(

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 4d

when someone tries to talk me down after suffering a minor inconvenience

Tim Robinson hysterically saying I almost killed myself Julie!

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 2d

imagine having the will to live lol

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 9d

now that the government is shut down americans can say whatever they want to. peepee poopoo

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 10d

my landlord just called to ask what my phone number is? ma’am, i????

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12d

Me and the fellas are gonna be the darkness at the edge of the forest awakened by the blood of the innocent to curse the crops of the peasants later if you wanna come through

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 11d

trade secret:

cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart

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kellyyy (normal) @youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 11d

DEAD & BREAKFAST is a perfect film, even if you don't listen to my podcast about it you should watch it. it's soooo good

Never Show the Monster Podcast @noshowmonster.bsky.social · 11d

GREAT news, my dudes, DEAD & BREAKFAST (2004) is finally available to stream, on amazon prime (regrettable). Go check out this masterpiece, then listen to one of our episodes on it!
🍎 tinyurl.com/nstm-apple-db
🟢 tinyurl.com/nstm-spot-db