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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

Drop kerb twattery.

Do we need a klaxon? We need a klaxon, don't we?

We need a klaxon. Ok.

SOUND THE DROP KERB KUNT KLAXON

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 1d

@therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social another day another dropped kerb wanker

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

That's not parked, that's abandoned.

#YPLAC

Honest Dr John @honestdrjohn.bsky.social · 3d

A classic of the genre for @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social
Milngavie Tesco this afternoon.
I actually saw them parking but was too shy to say anything.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

Double yellows as well, just in case there was any doubt that this is owned by an UTTER cunt.

#YPLAC

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 1d

Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking hell, that's special.

#YPLAC

Marcus T Ward @twod.net · 11d

Because parking is difficult.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 3d

FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

#YPLAC

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 3d

Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 3d

There's going to be a new klaxon at this rate. Dropped kerb blocking twat.

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 3d

@yplac-glasgow.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social another day another dropped kerb wanker

White two seater selfish parked blocking dropped kerb access to a park and riverside path

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 3d

What a twat. I've just had to check that it was actually parked... Apparently so. Christ.

#YPLAC

Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 3d

Saw this throbber at lunch. Just leave it where you like, mate @yplac.bsky.social

A BMW (obviously) parked on the corner of a road half on the main road, half on the side road.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 4d

Dropped kerb blocking cunt.

#YPLAC

Kenny Munro @kennymunro.bsky.social · 4d

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 4d

TWIN FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

Clearly the place for it. I'd be tempted to chalk a box there with #YPLAC in it...

Richard Wilson @w2aps.bsky.social · 5d

It's mate is at it today. Yay. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

Had to check - twice - that the silver ford was actually parked there. As in driver got out, locked it, went elsewhere. I was hoping my eyes were deceiving me, but here we are.

Fucking. Hell. What a cunt.

#YPLAC.

Nod64, back again. @mr-nod-64.bsky.social · 10d

Here's one for @yplac.bsky.social

Pinched from Fudbook.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

I was hoping my eyes were deceiving me... Apparently not. Christ.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

Naw... Not *actually* parked...? Like got out of it, locked it, went somewhere rose parked?

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

Wait... That silver one isn't parked... Is it?

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

The more you look, the worse it gets

A black car parked on double yellow lines

Close up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it

Closer up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it that reads "no parking"

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

Learning to park like a cunt. Outstanding 😒.

#YPLAC

A Volvo with learner plate on, parked mostly on the pavement, on double yellow lines. Like a cunt.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

This is prize winning. I think we may have found peak parking cuntery... Beautiful work.

#YPLAC

Morris_Oxford @podders.bsky.social · 11d

Incredible cuntery.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON!!

#YPLAC

Richard Wilson @w2aps.bsky.social · 11d

@yplac.bsky.social this is shocking even for this road where the parking is generally bad.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7d

One cunt, two cunt, three cunt, four...

#YPLAC

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 9d

Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 12d

TrailerCunt. A new classification enters the game, this is like Pokémon for wankers.

Cuntémon.

Gotta scratch 'em all.

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 12d

Pavement parking ban is it? Not for some DGAFers @yplac.bsky.social

Commercial trailer fully on the pavement, with no space for pedestrians

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 12d

They did not. Stupid ants.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 12d

Submission by email from Cambridge

"Why pay for parking when there's a pavement"

FULL PAVEMENT WANKERS KLAXON

Cunts.

#YPLAC

A close up of the white car parked fully on the pavement. In news that will surprise absolutely no-one, it's a BMW.

A map showing the location of the weapons grade shit sticks in the previous pictures. It's a bit of Cambridge. Or cuntbridge in this case.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13d

Is it an Audi? Yes! ✅
Is it on double yellows? Yes! ✅
Is it parked like a cunt? Yes! ✅

#YPLAC

A cunty Audi parked on double yellow lines because the driver is a weapons grade CUNT

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13d

No, dickhead. Sitting there with your brake lights on doesn't mean you're not parked. You are. On a bus stop. And double yellow lines. You cunt.

#YPLAC

A twat stopped on double yellow lines, the massive cunt.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 14d

Dropkick drop-kerb blockers. Cunts.

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 15d

Another day another dropped kerb wanker @yplac.bsky.social

Red VW parked across dropped kerb to shared path and river Walkway

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🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 16d

> @bristol247.bsky.social @cllremmaedwards.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social @robbryher.bsky.social @sfrost.bsky.social @abdulraoofmalik.bsky.social @tristancorkpost.bsky.social @thebristolcable.bsky.social @dopes-cv37.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #PavementParking

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 16d

Highway Code - Rule 244:
“You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it.
Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.”

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