You park like a c*nt
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You park like a c*nt
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· Nov 10
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Oh, this is a first, but I stand ready. Deploy the...
📢 !!!CYBERCUNT KLAXON!!! 📢
Cybertruck. For when you want the world to know beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're a cunt down to a molecular level.
#YPLAC
📢 !!!CYBERCUNT KLAXON!!! 📢
Cybertruck. For when you want the world to know beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're a cunt down to a molecular level.
#YPLAC
Peak cybertruck shit here. Parked at Walmart, across the no parking zone dedicated to mobility vehicle unloading. Absolute donkey, this one.
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Oh, this is a first, but I stand ready. Deploy the...
📢 !!!CYBERCUNT KLAXON!!! 📢
Cybertruck. For when you want the world to know beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're a cunt down to a molecular level.
#YPLAC
📢 !!!CYBERCUNT KLAXON!!! 📢
Cybertruck. For when you want the world to know beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're a cunt down to a molecular level.
#YPLAC
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
I feel there may be some crossover here...
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I feel there may be some crossover here...
Wanker.
#YPLAC-AGCITA (You parked like a cunt and got caught in the act. Ok, as a hashtag, it could be more concise. You get the idea.)
#YPLAC-AGCITA (You parked like a cunt and got caught in the act. Ok, as a hashtag, it could be more concise. You get the idea.)
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Wanker.
#YPLAC-AGCITA (You parked like a cunt and got caught in the act. Ok, as a hashtag, it could be more concise. You get the idea.)
#YPLAC-AGCITA (You parked like a cunt and got caught in the act. Ok, as a hashtag, it could be more concise. You get the idea.)
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Would it be match day again, by any chance? 🤬
According to their social posts, Trafford Council are cracking down on match-day parking like this 🤷
According to their social posts, Trafford Council are cracking down on match-day parking like this 🤷
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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WE GOT A LAMBO!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
February 5, 2026 at 8:40 AM
WE GOT A LAMBO!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Why don't you just park next to that width restriction as well and completely screw the whole place for everyone?
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@yplac.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
@yplac.bsky.social always good when they park so that the bin makes sure none shall pass- bonus car park just there on the left
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
It's crazy people feel safe enough doing this, even right outside a school
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
How the fuck does someone fail to park one of these in the actual fucking space?? Beyond comprehension.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
Oh look, here are the Heavenly Desserts people at it again, @yplac.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
How the fuck does someone fail to park one of these in the actual fucking space?? Beyond comprehension.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
Entitlement.
Spoiling a common amenity.
Imagine if everyone did this!
The Meadows park, Edinburgh
Spoiling a common amenity.
Imagine if everyone did this!
The Meadows park, Edinburgh
January 31, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
January 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
On a junction, blocking a pavement, double yellow lines AND screwing the grass up. Quite the combo move there... Wow. What a cunt.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
Not for the first time a deiver has shown complete contempt for other road users.
Vehicles left like this should be removed from their owners possession.
@yplac.bsky.social
Vehicles left like this should be removed from their owners possession.
@yplac.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 AM
On a junction, blocking a pavement, double yellow lines AND screwing the grass up. Quite the combo move there... Wow. What a cunt.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
@yplac.bsky.social yup, that's a multi storey car park right there, but you just dump your mobile living room on the footway, outside a hospital. Bravo.
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 AM
@therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social
From Milngavie Tesco CarPark yesterday evening.
I actually saw the white car park. There were plenty of free spaces. If he was trying to make a point, he was risking his bodywork doing it.
Nowt so queer as folk.
From Milngavie Tesco CarPark yesterday evening.
I actually saw the white car park. There were plenty of free spaces. If he was trying to make a point, he was risking his bodywork doing it.
Nowt so queer as folk.
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
January 26, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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@yplac.bsky.social pavement, dropped kerb, police station in the background...
January 26, 2026 at 7:21 PM
@yplac.bsky.social pavement, dropped kerb, police station in the background...