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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

#YPLAC

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 2d

Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

There's going to be a new klaxon at this rate. Dropped kerb blocking twat.

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 2d

@yplac-glasgow.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social another day another dropped kerb wanker

White two seater selfish parked blocking dropped kerb access to a park and riverside path

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

What a twat. I've just had to check that it was actually parked... Apparently so. Christ.

#YPLAC

Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 2d

Saw this throbber at lunch. Just leave it where you like, mate @yplac.bsky.social

A BMW (obviously) parked on the corner of a road half on the main road, half on the side road.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d

Dropped kerb blocking cunt.

#YPLAC

Kenny Munro @kennymunro.bsky.social · 2d

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d

TWIN FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

Clearly the place for it. I'd be tempted to chalk a box there with #YPLAC in it...

Richard Wilson @w2aps.bsky.social · 3d

It's mate is at it today. Yay. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 5d

Had to check - twice - that the silver ford was actually parked there. As in driver got out, locked it, went elsewhere. I was hoping my eyes were deceiving me, but here we are.

Fucking. Hell. What a cunt.

#YPLAC.

Nod64, back again. @mr-nod-64.bsky.social · 9d

Here's one for @yplac.bsky.social

Pinched from Fudbook.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 5d

I was hoping my eyes were deceiving me... Apparently not. Christ.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d

Naw... Not *actually* parked...? Like got out of it, locked it, went somewhere rose parked?

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d

Wait... That silver one isn't parked... Is it?

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d

The more you look, the worse it gets

A black car parked on double yellow lines

Close up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it

Closer up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it that reads "no parking"

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d

Learning to park like a cunt. Outstanding 😒.

#YPLAC

A Volvo with learner plate on, parked mostly on the pavement, on double yellow lines. Like a cunt.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d

This is prize winning. I think we may have found peak parking cuntery... Beautiful work.

#YPLAC

Morris_Oxford @podders.bsky.social · 10d

Incredible cuntery.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d

FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON!!

#YPLAC

Richard Wilson @w2aps.bsky.social · 9d

@yplac.bsky.social this is shocking even for this road where the parking is generally bad.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d

One cunt, two cunt, three cunt, four...

#YPLAC

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 8d

Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 10d

TrailerCunt. A new classification enters the game, this is like Pokémon for wankers.

Cuntémon.

Gotta scratch 'em all.

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 10d

Pavement parking ban is it? Not for some DGAFers @yplac.bsky.social

Commercial trailer fully on the pavement, with no space for pedestrians

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 10d

They did not. Stupid ants.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 10d

Submission by email from Cambridge

"Why pay for parking when there's a pavement"

FULL PAVEMENT WANKERS KLAXON

Cunts.

#YPLAC

A close up of the white car parked fully on the pavement. In news that will surprise absolutely no-one, it's a BMW.

A map showing the location of the weapons grade shit sticks in the previous pictures. It's a bit of Cambridge. Or cuntbridge in this case.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 11d

Is it an Audi? Yes! ✅
Is it on double yellows? Yes! ✅
Is it parked like a cunt? Yes! ✅

#YPLAC

A cunty Audi parked on double yellow lines because the driver is a weapons grade CUNT

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 11d

No, dickhead. Sitting there with your brake lights on doesn't mean you're not parked. You are. On a bus stop. And double yellow lines. You cunt.

#YPLAC

A twat stopped on double yellow lines, the massive cunt.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 12d

Dropkick drop-kerb blockers. Cunts.

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 14d

Another day another dropped kerb wanker @yplac.bsky.social

Red VW parked across dropped kerb to shared path and river Walkway

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🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 14d

> @bristol247.bsky.social @cllremmaedwards.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social @robbryher.bsky.social @sfrost.bsky.social @abdulraoofmalik.bsky.social @tristancorkpost.bsky.social @thebristolcable.bsky.social @dopes-cv37.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #PavementParking

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 14d

Highway Code - Rule 244:
“You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it.
Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.”

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 14d

You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

You park like an absolute cunt.

#YPLAC

Darren McLean @darrenmcleanuk.bsky.social · 16d

Normal city centre parking here.

Two cars parked in an Italian Street touching.

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🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 15d

> @bristol247.bsky.social @cllremmaedwards.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social @robbryher.bsky.social @sfrost.bsky.social @abdulraoofmalik.bsky.social @tristancorkpost.bsky.social @thebristolcable.bsky.social @dopes-cv37.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #PavementParking

🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 15d

Highway Code - Rule 244:
“You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it.
Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.”