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Ytsrïk
@ytsrik.bsky.social
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Ex sprayer of ☢️; failing art history student; enthusiastic fan of cricket and vaccines; general grump; full time silly sausage; she/her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 38m
I laughed, cried and went ‘ooft’ simultaneously. 😂
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 41m
It will be forever autumn for you!
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 3h
I’m not a huge cereal fan at breakfast, but a bowl of Shreddies with raisins and pumpkin seeds is a fantastic evening snack when I’m feeling munchy and a bit healthier than a ton of toast or biscuits.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 3h
You’ll be going on a Malhotra style anti doughnut rant next 😜
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 3h
You’re already a dirty old man.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 4h
Glad to hear you’re on the mend.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 4h
No problem; hope you can get things sorted for your aunt.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 5h
If you’re looking for Thierry Henry in a Renault Clio its vavavoomscrolling
deathofbuckley.bsky.social BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 5h
If you’re looking for fictitious Scottish villages which only appear for one day every 100 years it’s Brigadoonscrolling x
flups.bsky.social Flups @flups.bsky.social · 6h
If you’re looking at DJ/TV presenters who appeared on ‘Dick & Dom In Da Bungalow it’s Melvin Odoomscrolling.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 5h
I love it when the council send snotty letters telling people not to put their bins out too early or leave them in the street because ‘obstruction’ then you watch the refuse collectors set up a bloody slalom on the pavement as they strew the bins merrily after emptying.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 6h
Oh you poor scone. Hope you heal up soon.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 6h
Oh…
hypocaust.bsky.social Hypocaust @hypocaust.bsky.social · 7h
Almost like that piece of scheduling has been done to ensure the hosts know the precise NRR situation, if required, in their final group match, which just so happens to be against the lowest ranked side in the tournament.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 6h
@elainewright.bsky.social, can you help? Elaine is a cardiac physiologist I worked with, and might be able to signpost you.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 7h
Somebody needs to do a montage of the covers action from Colombo today, maybe to the tune of Yakkety Sax? 😂 The ground staff deserve team of the tournament…
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 8h
Right, it’s all back on in Colombo; SA needs to motor through 10 overs so if the rain comes back on, they’ve won. 🙏🏻🤞🏻
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 8h
It’s a bad sign that I’m wearing my fleece and hugging the heater that’s going full blast in the death throes of this working day!
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 8h
The Stokesy Woakesy 😂 That’s inspired. With a little bit of Foakesy for good measure.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 8h
They’re certainly in need of raincoats in Sri Lanka! 😂
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 8h
In, out, in, out, shake it all about 😂
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 9h
And the rain falls again in Colombo; hope it goes away soon so SA can win this game!
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 9h
Goes with the hair.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 9h
Interesting wee article by Henry Moeran; had forgotten about her taking the ball to the face in the nets.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
Beth Mooney on World Cups, injuries and playing in a generational Australia team
Australia batter Beth Mooney tells BBC Sport about playing in an Ashes series with a broken jaw and being part of a
www.bbc.co.uk
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 9h
'It's harder to be a parent than a space shuttle commander', trailblazing Nasa pilot tells BBC www.bbc.com/news/article...
The trailblazer who made history as Nasa's first woman commander
The BBC speaks to astronaut Eileen Collins, the first woman to pilot and command a Nasa spacecraft.
www.bbc.com
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe she was just teasing, lulling them into a false sense of security and *bang* another one gone. She got a face on looking like she’s ready to murder someone?
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 9h
She did go hard with the bat there.
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Ytsrïk @ytsrik.bsky.social · 9h
One wicket down already for Khaka!
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