Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 15h

Is he saying he threatened to wipe them out? Yes sir, please sign that man up for the Nobel

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 1d

Im not really up on torture techniques, so I'll settle for making you sit in The Comfy Chair while They Might Be Giants plays while I try to describe the different kinds of fuel injection even though it will soon become obvious that I don't know the difference

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 1d

I'm hearing it takes a lot of energy to get to the sun. I'll settle for a few tens of feet up then back down.

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 1d

You at the barricade listen to this!
No one is coming to help you to fight!
You're on your own
You have no friends
Give up your guns - or die!

1 1

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 5d

Jumanji (2017) will bring you joy

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 8d

I don’t live in dc anymore, otherwise I really would dress as the Hatch Act lit on fire for Halloween

1 5 37

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 8d

Show us the data

1

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 9d

I'm sure he'll lay down a knee slapper about bone saws

1

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d

Trump in 2011: "If there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the only who has to get people together!"

150 1.5K 3.7K

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11d

Or, as we know him, Weird Dan

2

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 18d

sneaking a tylenol into every meal my pregnant wife has in an attempt to create the kwisatz haderach of posting.

1 42 190

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 21d

Ethan Rice @ethanrice.bsky.social • 2h
Yeah but I got banned for referring to charlie kirk as a bitch soooo

•••
iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovidead.. • 48m
Namecalling is immature and useless as discourse. I fully agree with a ban for calling anyone a bitch.

• ••
slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso... • 18m i need advice, how do you handle mind goblins?

iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovideadvi... • 9m
Define mind goblins.

slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso.com
mind goblin deez nuts?
bitch

110 2.1K 10K

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22d

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest

26 460 1.9K

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 25d

ma’am please stop bothering that baked potato😭

21 90 490

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 24d

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 24d

at 69 likes I'll release the cursed post that just appeared to me

41 520 3.2K

Reposted by Ziggy Starcow

Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 26d

Brian Kilmeade carefully considered the criticism of his stance and changed his mind, conceding that not all homeless people should be liquidated by lethal injection. That’s doing politics the right way.

—Ezra Klein

230 520 3.9K

Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 27d

Preparing my hobby rocket to launch into the sun the dev of the next website I use that first presents me with an interface upon initially loading, and then shifts things around as I move my finger toward the screen so that by the time I interact with the site, I've clicked on the wrong thing