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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 13h

I'm in Australia and can confirm it's the same here right now.

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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe controversial, but I think as a society we need to stop doing remakes of stuff that is less than 30 years old.

Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 15h

It's a cool little game but I really don't know if I have the patience for it unfortunately.

Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 15h

I'll say one thing for the game Unfair Flips, the title is extremely accurate!

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 15h

MARLEY: I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link—
ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith?
MARLEY: What? No
ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun?
MARLEY: No
ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming
MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 1d

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 2d

🤦🏾‍♂️

Speak for yourself lol

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Jam2go @jam2go.com · 23h

I've been testing out adding greenscreen footage into Unreal, but compressing it to look like it's a 90s FMV game

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Jelly🪼 @huskapet.bsky.social · 11d

smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 16h

Huge if true!

Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 1d

🐶: “Very spooky! A corpse is a dead body.”

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Dia ➡️ NFC @diazrar.bsky.social · 1d

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

[ #art / #sillyhours ]

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 1d

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

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Scott Fright @scw.bsky.social · 21h

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

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cor [working] @heyitscorinth.bsky.social · 1d

Go on! End it!

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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 16h

Riff you might have a puzzle addiction

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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 2d

We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it

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Trevor Henderson 🍉(commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 1d

love to be uncovering a long hidden child's drawing or fresco portraying a mysterious atrocity in a decrepit and abandoned manor by candlelight while furtive sounds of movement get closer and closer to my position

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

Road trip going well

Steering Wheel and dash with phone holder. The phone is on Spotify and playing “Over 1000 Farts 1 Hour”

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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 2d

Das you!

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 2d

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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Shayna Moon (scary) @themoonis.gay · 2d

See how fucking easy it is when you have a spine?

No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 2d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 3d

CANDLE COVE
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)

a skeleton face wearing a tricorn hat and a cape, with a bloody hook in the front and a couple of teeth

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Aunt Mrgladys @mrgan.com · 3d

Doing some long-overdue cleanup on the English language this morning… "Carcinogenic" is now "cancerogenic." "Floor" is now "foor," the opposite of "roof." Complementary colors rhyme (red/gred, orange/blorange)

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 3d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read:

HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH?

Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online
By Herman Baldsack

Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that

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