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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV

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I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 3d

Blue cartoon character with shirt that says "ever heard of blue humor buddy"

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 11h

Hoc non est Latinum, stulta meretrix.

Text saying the post being replied to is in latin. Except it isn't

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 13h

I am the dog walker and you are my bitches, declares the lord.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 1d

They really do need to make a bed that is just piles of pillows that I can burrow into.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 1d

Human beings weren't meant to conceptualize 1 billion of anything. Not even the billionaires truly comprehend how much wealth they have.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 2d

I'm gonna burp your radishes

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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 2d

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 3d

Back in my day, we read the Great Gatsby.

Nowadays, kids are only worried about where the great gyatts be.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 9d

They'd have lynched him in full klan hoods if he did this.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 9d

Thought of a punchline but no joke.

Benjamin Franklin with a ballpoint pen: holy shit

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe we're all a country of Caligulas.

Although don't discredit how Augustus was. He also had an agenda of "Make Rome Great Again" believe it or not, and it also involved centralizing power and "traditional values". Contemporary sources condemning an autocrat are rare, for obvious reasons.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 11d

Nothing Jerry. Don't worry about it.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 11d

They're so uncreative. Why can't fantasy life have more than one sex?

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 11d

Read a recipe that was like "This store bought lemonade is only 15% juice. Gross and unhealthy. So anyway my recipe is 1 part lemon juice to 5 parts water and 1 part simple syrup."

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 15d

Nike swoosh shaped

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 15d

I was confused by what they meant by K-shaped, so I looked it up.

This some bullshit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recessi...

Wikipedia article about recession shapes. Main thing to note is the shapes are all letters. V-shaped, U-shaped, W-shaped, L-shaped, K-shaped

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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 16d

mom found the pill drawer

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 19d

Rather than enabling it.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 21d

I think dandelions are more revolution coded than roses.

Look how defiant it is.

Dandelion growing out of a crack in the concrete.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 21d

Mainstream journalists couldn't discuss a slice of moldy bread without bringing up both sides.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22d

Y'know revolutions usually start when the clergy get hurt.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 23d

Number 69: the nut weevil.

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 24d

Alzheimer's can cause diabetes? Why is it the single most evil disease, and then also gives diabetes?!

Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 25d

Being bullied paid off. I see right through faux politeness because I'm afraid anyone being nice to me is lying.

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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 27d

If Daikatana gets remastered, I hope we get a full page magazine ad that says "John Romero wants to make amends".