Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
@zorotl.bsky.social
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Pinned
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Some people have burnt monkey testicle problems, I have burnt monkey testicle solutions (new snack sensation)
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Some people have burnt monkey testicle problems, I have burnt monkey testicle solutions (new snack sensation)
Are you a lapper? Or a slapper?
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Are you a lapper? Or a slapper?
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Deleted Minecraft's META-INF, just in case it felt safe.
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Deleted Minecraft's META-INF, just in case it felt safe.
Salesforce Mr. Beast colab.
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Salesforce Mr. Beast colab.
There's actually several ways I'd have done it.
Assert.areEqual(real, given);
Assert.isWorking(shouldBe, betterBe);
Inquisition.discern(holy, worldly);
Assert.areEqual(real, given);
Assert.isWorking(shouldBe, betterBe);
Inquisition.discern(holy, worldly);
I'd have done it like assert.areEqual(output,correct), but it's lower on my list of things to fix when I finish the time machine. It's just a fancy == anyway.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 AM
There's actually several ways I'd have done it.
Assert.areEqual(real, given);
Assert.isWorking(shouldBe, betterBe);
Inquisition.discern(holy, worldly);
Assert.areEqual(real, given);
Assert.isWorking(shouldBe, betterBe);
Inquisition.discern(holy, worldly);
I have a confession: "Expected, actual" is not clear to me.
For some reason, I flip between thinking "this is what I expect the answer to be and this is what the code gave me" and "this is where I expect the result, and this is the actual value it should be" and both sound right to me.
For some reason, I flip between thinking "this is what I expect the answer to be and this is what the code gave me" and "this is where I expect the result, and this is the actual value it should be" and both sound right to me.
January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I have a confession: "Expected, actual" is not clear to me.
For some reason, I flip between thinking "this is what I expect the answer to be and this is what the code gave me" and "this is where I expect the result, and this is the actual value it should be" and both sound right to me.
For some reason, I flip between thinking "this is what I expect the answer to be and this is what the code gave me" and "this is where I expect the result, and this is the actual value it should be" and both sound right to me.
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Valve please release hl3 the fans are going insane
January 25, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Valve please release hl3 the fans are going insane
MVP for breast enlargement is making one boob bigger, and saying the other is a deliverable next quarter, then never circling back to it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
MVP for breast enlargement is making one boob bigger, and saying the other is a deliverable next quarter, then never circling back to it.
Lean six sigma looking for agile beta gf.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Lean six sigma looking for agile beta gf.
God that really does sum up this economy. "Subscribers get a discount on priority delivery"
I, a paying subscriber, get a discount on paying more for my delivery.
I, a paying subscriber, get a discount on paying more for my delivery.
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
God that really does sum up this economy. "Subscribers get a discount on priority delivery"
I, a paying subscriber, get a discount on paying more for my delivery.
I, a paying subscriber, get a discount on paying more for my delivery.
The thing I hate about B2B development is that nobody thinks internal apps need to be responsive. Just because I'm not a customer that can easily walk away if your webpage takes 12ms longer than I like, does NOT mean it is acceptable to make me think the webpage crashed every time I do something.
January 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The thing I hate about B2B development is that nobody thinks internal apps need to be responsive. Just because I'm not a customer that can easily walk away if your webpage takes 12ms longer than I like, does NOT mean it is acceptable to make me think the webpage crashed every time I do something.
Every few months, there will be some influencer or channel, and they'll reveal the guy behind it grooms kids, and we all pretend this was a totally real person with actual fans before the allegations.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Every few months, there will be some influencer or channel, and they'll reveal the guy behind it grooms kids, and we all pretend this was a totally real person with actual fans before the allegations.
I may not know much about the gay agenda, but I do know about the trans mission.
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I may not know much about the gay agenda, but I do know about the trans mission.
40k idea: tech priest meticulously maintaining a nuclear waste disposal facility, but they don't know it is for storing nuclear waste, which is just dumped into the underhives usually.
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
40k idea: tech priest meticulously maintaining a nuclear waste disposal facility, but they don't know it is for storing nuclear waste, which is just dumped into the underhives usually.
Instead of fried fish, drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention, and Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home.
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Instead of fried fish, drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention, and Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home.
The light that eyes cannot see but metal can feel
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The light that eyes cannot see but metal can feel
In XCOM 2, The brain chip in the commander is in the occipital lobe, but the cutscene showing it being extracted is from the face in a POV shot.
This is because the aliens spent 50 years probing butts instead of learning neurology, and then taught Tygan wrong.
This is because the aliens spent 50 years probing butts instead of learning neurology, and then taught Tygan wrong.
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
In XCOM 2, The brain chip in the commander is in the occipital lobe, but the cutscene showing it being extracted is from the face in a POV shot.
This is because the aliens spent 50 years probing butts instead of learning neurology, and then taught Tygan wrong.
This is because the aliens spent 50 years probing butts instead of learning neurology, and then taught Tygan wrong.
Holy shit I didn't think that would actually work.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Holy shit I didn't think that would actually work.
I AM THE STORM THAT IS
APPROOOOOAAAAACHINGGGGGG
THROUGH FUUUUUUCKINNNNG
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
APPROOOOOAAAAACHINGGGGGG
THROUGH FUUUUUUCKINNNNG
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I AM THE STORM THAT IS
APPROOOOOAAAAACHINGGGGGG
THROUGH FUUUUUUCKINNNNG
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
APPROOOOOAAAAACHINGGGGGG
THROUGH FUUUUUUCKINNNNG
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
Survival Minecraft Transfer Protocol
January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Survival Minecraft Transfer Protocol
I'm glad Google is using their AI to read my emails, so it can provide me with useful things.
December 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm glad Google is using their AI to read my emails, so it can provide me with useful things.
mpreg ellis x jimmy gibbs jr.
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
mpreg ellis x jimmy gibbs jr.