Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
zorotl.bsky.social
Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
@zorotl.bsky.social
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
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40k idea: tech priest meticulously maintaining a nuclear waste disposal facility, but they don't know it is for storing nuclear waste, which is just dumped into the underhives usually.
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Instead of fried fish, drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention, and Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home.
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The light that eyes cannot see but metal can feel
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
In XCOM 2, The brain chip in the commander is in the occipital lobe, but the cutscene showing it being extracted is from the face in a POV shot.

This is because the aliens spent 50 years probing butts instead of learning neurology, and then taught Tygan wrong.
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Holy shit I didn't think that would actually work.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I AM THE STORM THAT IS

APPROOOOOAAAAACHINGGGGGG

THROUGH FUUUUUUCKINNNNG

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Survival Minecraft Transfer Protocol
January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm glad Google is using their AI to read my emails, so it can provide me with useful things.
December 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
mpreg ellis x jimmy gibbs jr.
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Throwback to when I had a dead pixel named "lucifer" because it fell from grace and shone like the morning star.
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Did a bunch of legal stuff recently. Decided to check how much I'd have paid in Stamp Act Taxes if it was 1765 (as one does).

2 shillings, 6 pence per legal document.

I'd be down over 20 shillings.

1 shilling is a good meal worth of money.

No wonder people got tarred and feathered.
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Augustus MayWho is in the Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Watching Christmas movies with family. I have determined Whoville is the Martha's Vineyard of Who Civilization.
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Audible reviews: I love this book, but the narrator... God this is the worst narration I've ever heard. Absolutely unlistenable. It makes me want to die

Narration: just a guy reading the book.
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me, arrogant: "do you have a real job, or a power point job?"

Me now: "PowerPoints are time consuming to make"
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"bed time" is a weird phrase.

Unga. Me caveman. Me tired. It bed time.
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Today I learned Publix can ring up customers even if the power is out.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Haven't had a nosebleed in a while. Maybe I'm pregnant.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Eating sushi. Didn't see the entire glob of wasabi on a piece. Felt like this.

youtu.be/kjkFP1jU4hk
Boom God damn Sound effect
YouTube video by Best Jojo
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Another random rant: Google has an Internet speed tester. Google has a calculator. Google has a Minecraft easter egg. Google does NOT have something that can play a sound in each headphone to tell me if I put the wires in correctly.

It seems like a really easy thing but whatevs.
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Late night working. Waiting on a reboot.

Anyway, Roko's Basilisk is dumb, because it has a flawed premise, that being the assumption the AI will hate people that didn't help it.

It is not like the Pascal's wager, because that is based on religious texts, meaning it is a stated outcome.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Who up egging they nog?
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM